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   messageicon British PhD student Matthew Hedges has been pardoned in the United Arab Emirates! All he has to do is visit the Embassy to pick up his papers!
←Rate | 11-26-2018 12:55 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't need to change your shirt after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right!
←Rate | 09-22-2018 13:14 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon "What's the new baby's name?" "We don't know..we can't understand a word he says!"
←Rate | 09-23-2018 07:24 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon My piano playing must be improving, as my neighbours have broken all my windows so they can hear me better!!
←Rate | 09-26-2018 19:23 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pictures of missing rich kids should go on the back of skimmed-milk!
←Rate | 12-23-2018 11:48 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Damn, this is going to get ugly" I thought, as my wife removed her makeup!
←Rate | 10-01-2018 16:08 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were any more hungry right now, Madonna would adopt me!
←Rate | 12-05-2018 08:53 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I noticed that the killer crocodile had an 80s dude on his shirt pocket!
←Rate | 01-17-2019 10:04 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope aliens don't land in the next few years, because this is a really embarrassing time for humanity!
←Rate | 10-09-2018 11:47 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone want some staples? Hold your hands out!..[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[....enough?
←Rate | 09-24-2018 19:21 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon stairs are always up to something...
←Rate | 02-08-2013 06:23 by truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tried oscillating today! Not a fan!
←Rate | 03-28-2020 12:23 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon The blow up doll guy! You can tell jokes about anything you know? Though Trump gags may get removed!
←Rate | 04-07-2020 17:34 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Angela Merkel isn't convinced about the reputations of Trump and Weinstein..she says she's never been touched up by either of them!
←Rate | 10-18-2017 02:54 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon onions $2.98, wooden sticks $3.50, cellophane $5.00 handing out caramel covered onions for halloween priceless
←Rate | 10-31-2012 07:04 by truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I often worry that mankind is going to start world war III solely because we enjoy trilogies
←Rate | 11-21-2012 19:06 by truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon [Breaking News] Australian strawberries found in Salisbury!
←Rate | 09-23-2018 10:53 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty certain I'll never be a serial killer, since I don't have a middle name!
←Rate | 09-28-2018 16:49 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 5 years there will be no such thing as a baby gender - scan? You'll have to wait until it's 10 years old for it to tell you if it's a boy or a girl!
←Rate | 09-29-2018 07:44 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're just not buying enough guns! More are needed!
←Rate | 03-27-2020 01:24 by Truman Comments (0)  




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