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   messageicon you know you're totally screwed when the guy who stole your identity begs you to take it back."
←Rate | 09-13-2011 19:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why Did Donkey Kong even bother throwing barrels? Why not let Mario get up to his level and then just beat the sh!t out of him?"
←Rate | 02-28-2010 15:40 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get really uncomfortable when people ask questions about sex. Like: "Is that it?"
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:47 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Osama really did believe that he was getting all those virgin's after death,.. umm.. then why the f*ck was he hiding for ten years?"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon The true test of inner strength is finding both stalls occupied."
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe Disney should start having there girls sign contracts before making them famous. Like, "I Promise I will not be America's next pop wh*re if I get this part..."
←Rate | 08-26-2013 18:19 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water... it's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola."
←Rate | 04-21-2011 20:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't go to a nudist wedding, Women might mistake me for the Bestman."
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks I've found the cure for stupidity... a shock collar. And if it doesn't cure them, at least you got a good laugh watching them twitch."
←Rate | 03-05-2011 10:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women ask for advice on what to wear and then end up wearing the exact opposite.. that's why I think Snow Pants and Leather Jackets are sexy as hell on them."
←Rate | 09-02-2010 14:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone quoted me incorrectly on Twitter again. I *HATE* it when I get mistweeted.
←Rate | 03-03-2011 18:48 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mess with me, I'll fight back. Mess with my friends, I'll hurt you. Mess with ones I love, and they'll never be able to identify you."
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:19 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just received a letter from my bank that said I am approved for a loan and a line of credit. Somebody, somewhere, made a huge mistake."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 14:18 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friends over there bet me that I wouldn't talk to the most beautiful woman in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
←Rate | 03-11-2010 19:17 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, Don't bother coming to my house this year. I've been naughty and it was f*cking worth it, you judgemental son of a b*tch!"
←Rate | 11-17-2010 12:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (6)  


   messageicon Love is photogenic...it needs darkness to develop."
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never really realise how sexy a nerd, dork or tomboy can be until you see them in a Halloween Costume.."
←Rate | 10-01-2010 14:37 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why won't the bank give me my cash in bags with dollar signs on them?.. That'd be cool."
←Rate | 07-07-2011 13:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear people in the apartment beneath me: banging on your ceiling doesn't make me want to finish any sooner. It actually makes me want to leave the vacuum on indefinitely....and I think I'll go take a shower now, too."
←Rate | 08-20-2010 19:59 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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