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   messageicon People that believe internet gossip are the same dumbasses that keep the Kardashians famous.
←Rate | 04-05-2013 07:38 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn.
←Rate | 10-02-2012 05:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I oversleep at work and get home late.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 10:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
←Rate | 06-16-2014 13:51 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
←Rate | 12-12-2011 12:45 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon The three most read words in the world: I̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶ …NO! It's: “Made in China.”
←Rate | 02-26-2012 07:14 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when the only hatred that existed here was directed at Nickelback? Good times.
←Rate | 07-17-2013 12:12 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon The three magic words EVERY woman loves to hear, “You were right.”
←Rate | 01-17-2012 14:06 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You could probably torture a woman by duct taping her mouth and making her apply mascara.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 10:57 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife said "Good morning " and that's how the fight started.
←Rate | 09-11-2012 14:39 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you dance like no one's watching you, you will never get laid.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 14:28 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some guy at work just asked me if I was homosexual. His exact words were "Do you like Twilight?"
←Rate | 12-07-2011 13:30 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon It must have been very awkward for the guy who invented the tampon when he had to explain his invention to everyone else.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 07:13 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought we had something. You met my family, made us dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”
←Rate | 04-05-2013 15:07 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope skinny jeans are going to be around for a while because I sure as hell can't get these things off.
←Rate | 09-28-2012 05:56 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon So in America, at 18 you can die at war or be in a porno. But you have to wait another 3 years until you're allowed a beer?
←Rate | 12-23-2012 08:21 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
←Rate | 05-07-2012 14:13 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, I'll admit it. I just don't have the stamina required by most women. I mean, who can listen to a story for 40 minutes?
←Rate | 04-17-2013 09:20 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby, if you are reading this. Can you please bring me a beer?
←Rate | 10-07-2012 10:15 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife is upset, apparently I'm breathing wrong again.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 14:02 by Czovczov Comments (0)  




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