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   messageicon Motorola is coming out with a new droid phone called the Kobe... conversely, they are always coming out with the Lebron phone too, except the only difference is it doesn't RING.
←Rate | 08-26-2010 12:00 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon climbing into your windows and snatchin yo people up...
←Rate | 08-30-2010 01:02 by geez Comments (1)  


   messageicon I just saw Inception and I'm pretty sure I dreamt that movie the other night...
←Rate | 07-26-2010 03:32 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever seen someone so gay that you feared for his safety!
←Rate | 07-29-2010 11:37 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know that feeling when you pick your nose and it all comes out in one long string... thats how I feel right now!
←Rate | 01-22-2010 01:51 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Motorola is coming out with a new droid phone called the Kobe... conversely, they are also coming out with the Lebron phone too, except the only difference is it doesn't RING.
←Rate | 08-26-2010 12:23 by geez Comments (2)  


   messageicon *holding my shirt* excuse miss, would you consider this boyfriend material?!?!
←Rate | 02-10-2010 14:52 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man tried to hitch on an Airbus by hiding inside the landing tire... people say he was terminally ill! what a turbulent life...
←Rate | 07-11-2010 12:20 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't you think that lego people give the perfect hand jobs!?!?!
←Rate | 09-15-2010 12:16 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spain or Germany??? --Spermany!
←Rate | 07-07-2010 11:19 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Very opposed to the Ground Zero Mosque but only cuz I think we need a Ground Zero Chick-Fil-A first.
←Rate | 08-27-2010 14:39 by geez Comments (1)  


   messageicon What a tortured soul... He never really figured out what Willis was talking about....
←Rate | 05-28-2010 15:49 by geez Comments (1)  


   messageicon Actors in India must hate always being type-caste!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 12:22 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lou Gehrig didn't have Lou Gehrig's disease. What's next? We find out Hugh Downs doesn't have Down's syndrome?
←Rate | 08-28-2010 12:01 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes... nothing you've already told her twice!
←Rate | 01-15-2010 18:36 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or does anyone else die a little bit inside when they lose an fb friend? *tear!*
←Rate | 08-13-2010 14:49 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna check out The Social Network, except I'm not gonna actually watch the movie. I'm gonna just check out everybody while they are watching the movie.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 19:35 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama is in town. Traffic is bad. I won't be able to vote for him in 2012 because I'll still be sitting in my car.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 23:30 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump looks like the rich dad on Law and Order whose son accidentally strangles the hooker.
←Rate | 03-27-2017 23:00 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies???
←Rate | 09-16-2010 16:05 by geez Comments (0)  




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