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   messageicon Love is when you wake up with your boxers around your ankles and your hands full of peanut butter, right?.
←Rate | 06-09-2012 08:07 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Business in the front, party in the back" would be a terrible slogan for a medical clinic.
←Rate | 06-09-2012 08:27 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are the only person who will see you wearing your novelty boxer shorts.
←Rate | 06-10-2012 05:22 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon ive started drinking raw milk. no homo
←Rate | 06-11-2012 13:42 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't listen to songs you loved in high school while you're drunk & cry as you text your HS gym teacher, than neither do I.
←Rate | 06-01-2012 08:02 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend invited me over to play COD and now I'm dressed up in a fish costume. This is not what I was expecting.
←Rate | 06-10-2012 05:25 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find the butchest way to eat a banana is to take my dress off.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 02:27 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Does anybody know what time it really is?" - man with an irrational distrust of watches and clocks.
←Rate | 06-11-2012 12:59 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dugout: where baseball players relax between innings Doug-out: where Doug feels comfortable telling others about his sexuality
←Rate | 06-15-2012 10:36 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad the whole planking phase is over. Now I can go back to napping on the sidewalk without worrying a picture will show up on Facebook.
←Rate | 06-01-2012 08:54 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon When somebody tells me to relax, I immediately do.-nobody ever
←Rate | 06-05-2012 09:32 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I'm smoking in an open space and someone starts coughing like a b1tch, I throw a teargas canister at them and run.
←Rate | 06-05-2012 09:24 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just spent an hour chasing a rabbit trying to take a picture of it. What has instagram done to me?.
←Rate | 06-05-2012 09:17 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon Text me like its being read back to you by Chris Hansen.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 08:42 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most awkward part of going to a satanist church is when you get inside and everyone is wearing a snuggy.
←Rate | 06-01-2012 08:55 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just called Chaz Bono "lady" now I'm sitting back and watching the fire works
←Rate | 06-11-2012 13:15 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't mean to sound dubstep but boommmm ngeeekkk whoobwobwobwobwob whawhawhaw.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 18:25 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm allergic to people with peanut allergies. I end up choking to death because thats what happens when you put a whole person in your mouth
←Rate | 06-01-2012 07:41 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first thing I do before a fight is put my invisible armor on then crawl into a ball and beg for them not to beat m
←Rate | 06-09-2012 08:10 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  


   messageicon " well The ghost writer of ghost rider is the ghost rider from ghost rider is the ghost writer from ghost rider."-nicholas cage when asked who writes his movies
←Rate | 07-09-2012 17:03 by gay jeffery Comments (0)  




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