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   messageicon my ex warned me that I would never find a girl like her again....THANK GOD!
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:11 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people!
←Rate | 11-12-2012 05:39 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon i want to listen to you, but i'm really thinking about snacks.
←Rate | 07-27-2013 15:57 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon water is the leading cause of drowning...
←Rate | 07-22-2013 08:45 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon She said I was crazy but I talked it over with the Coffee pot and the Tea kettle and they both agreed that she didn't know what she was talking about.
←Rate | 08-02-2013 07:38 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon In a survival situation you can drink your own urine. Fortunately my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the bottle and I didn't need to.
←Rate | 06-04-2013 17:17 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just made a dentist appt to have my eyes checked. I can't hear a thing.
←Rate | 11-08-2012 07:12 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have nothing against black folk. One of my best friends thinks he is black.
←Rate | 08-21-2013 09:45 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're not a nerd, your just a whore with glasses!
←Rate | 07-18-2013 07:24 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "It's not working. I cant take it anymore, I'm going to moms" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold, WTF is she talking about?
←Rate | 02-01-2013 03:11 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon just because I don't have a girlfriend doesn't mean I'm all alone, I have food and internet!
←Rate | 07-26-2013 09:24 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon A girl plays with your mind, A woman explores it.
←Rate | 10-08-2012 02:39 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon has plenty of girls who can suck, he's looking for the one who can blow his mind
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:24 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't want your girlfriend. No one wants your girlfriend... Thats why she's with you!
←Rate | 02-01-2013 03:30 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like people how I like my coffee... I don't like coffee.
←Rate | 06-14-2013 05:38 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon you remind me of monday. No one likes it either.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 04:29 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont care one Iota about leaving a better planet for our kids. I think we should be focused on leaving better kids for our planet.....
←Rate | 09-23-2013 17:04 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ain't voting for Monica Lewinskys ex-boyfriends wife.
←Rate | 10-27-2014 22:56 by equaloppjoker Comments (1)  


   messageicon Your dirtier than my browsers history!
←Rate | 11-08-2012 05:08 by equaloppjoker Comments (1)  


   messageicon WALMART, because going to TARGET requires taking a shower.
←Rate | 02-01-2013 03:27 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  



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