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   messageicon Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge
←Rate | 03-02-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was little, I used to watch the raindrops roll down the window and see which one "won"
←Rate | 06-20-2011 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
←Rate | 01-26-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you just hate it when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why the f$ck are you driving under the speed limit when you were in such a hurry to pull out in front of me?
←Rate | 09-18-2012 20:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls All damn Day.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking…
←Rate | 04-19-2012 21:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t have instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow
←Rate | 04-05-2014 21:47 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 20:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come the week always lasts longer than the money you have?
←Rate | 06-19-2011 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saying “I forgive you” is the kindest way to tell someone: “I still think it's your fault.”
←Rate | 08-31-2011 15:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When advertising your business on the side of your car it’s a good idea not to drive like a complete as&hole
←Rate | 03-01-2013 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yup, My girlfriend went out for drinks with the girls from her work... Can't wait for her to get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.
←Rate | 03-29-2013 21:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like "I got nothing, man."
←Rate | 01-11-2013 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in my own home
←Rate | 04-19-2012 20:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If girlfriend has no texts in their phone history, you are totally being cheated on.
←Rate | 02-21-2012 22:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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