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   messageicon Really? Snooki is going to be IN the ball as it descends on NYE?!? And the cast of the Jersey Shore will lead a fist pump? Does Al Qaeda have a request line??
←Rate | 12-10-2010 07:45 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's wierd paying taxes as a stoner knowing that a portion will be used trying to incarcerate yourself.
←Rate | 07-21-2013 04:28 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Satan punishes the evildoers, wouldn't that make him a good guy?
←Rate | 10-31-2011 15:13 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know you're getting old when the morning after pill is a percocet
←Rate | 01-29-2012 22:59 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, "The good outnumber you, and we always will."
←Rate | 04-17-2013 01:48 by Yaj Comments (1)  


   messageicon wants to remind all you out there that the proper way to annunciate it is "ValentiNes day" - not valentiMes day
←Rate | 01-27-2010 16:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe the Giants should sign Charlie Sheen so he can teach him how to start "winning"
←Rate | 10-06-2013 18:57 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks there will be a lot of upset strippers tonight . . . Brazil lost
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:11 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders at what point in a proctologists life do they decide, 'When I grow up, I want to be sure everyones a$$ho!e is puckered up and functional!"
←Rate | 04-09-2010 13:45 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo mama's so fat that when she was cremated, half of the flights to Europe were cancelled..
←Rate | 04-23-2010 12:20 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades..
←Rate | 11-06-2014 08:23 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if I have ever eaten an egg that came from a chicken I ate
←Rate | 09-10-2014 09:07 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the armed forces needs to enlist ninjas..who's ever looking for a ninja?
←Rate | 12-18-2009 10:52 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
←Rate | 03-27-2013 15:37 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon brought my date a footlong sub thinking it would score me major points, but apparently I went to the wrong jared . . .
←Rate | 11-22-2010 09:29 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon curiosity overpowers knowledge.. Now I have a midget transvestite prostitue knocking on my door
←Rate | 08-11-2009 08:53 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never criticise your husband's faults. It may have been those little imperfections which stopped him from getting a better wife.
←Rate | 12-29-2016 13:01 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
←Rate | 05-13-2016 15:51 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wayne Brady honoring black history month is like Nickelback inducting Zeppelin into the Rock n Roll hall of fame
←Rate | 02-08-2013 21:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon If stalking was considered a romantic gesture I'd probably be married by now.
←Rate | 07-18-2013 16:43 by Yaj Comments (0)  




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