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   messageicon BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN IS A MAN.......CHECKING OUT HER A$$....
←Rate | 03-31-2010 16:01 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves how my gf calls me on her breaks. Which involves hearing courtesy flushes. Learn to break somewhere else.Thanks.
←Rate | 04-11-2010 12:45 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know the saying "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" ..... well for girls its " Why buy the whole pig, when all ur gonna get is a lil sausage...
←Rate | 02-19-2010 11:42 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm kicking your ass!
←Rate | 05-06-2010 16:06 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon there are plenty of fish in the sea, too bad i'm a shark...
←Rate | 02-18-2010 14:52 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes Officer...I did see the Speed Limit sign...I just didn't see YOU...
←Rate | 04-13-2010 11:04 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live...
←Rate | 03-10-2010 16:41 by Samir Momin Comments (2)  


   messageicon My name is_____ and I can never find a key chain with my name on it...
←Rate | 03-22-2010 18:23 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its funny how sitting "boy girl boy girl" use to be a punishment...
←Rate | 04-13-2010 14:47 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon DUDE! The vending machine gave me TWO!"
←Rate | 03-24-2010 18:15 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama...
←Rate | 03-23-2010 13:19 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon A recent survey, proved that 80% of all men have had sex in the shower, the remaining 20% have not been to Prison yet....
←Rate | 04-05-2010 17:32 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon IT ME OR WHENEVER YOU PULL OUT A PACK OF GUM EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY YOUR FRIEND??
←Rate | 03-09-2010 14:30 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parents call it "Back Talk" we call it "explaining why their wrong"....
←Rate | 04-01-2010 14:42 by Samir Momin Comments (4)  


   messageicon Please dont poke me if you a guy...Thx!
←Rate | 02-16-2010 16:26 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clay Aiken & Ruben Studdard going on tour together.....unfortunately that isn't a April Fool's joke!!!
←Rate | 04-01-2010 14:15 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rihanna wants a rude boy...Didnt she get her a$$ whooped by one already?
←Rate | 05-07-2010 14:52 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taking a picture of a flower does not make you a photographer......
←Rate | 05-07-2010 14:29 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea and somethin called relationships....
←Rate | 04-05-2010 17:30 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys are like a snow storm, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
←Rate | 02-02-2010 16:33 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  



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