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   messageicon likes to pretend he is in a parade when he is stuck in traffic.
←Rate | 12-10-2012 16:07 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two things some people can't live without, God and the internet, are everywhere and all-knowing. But only one of them gives you naked woman anytime you want.
←Rate | 01-06-2013 12:23 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's hard for me to take the things you say seriously when I know what's been in that mouth of yours.
←Rate | 05-13-2013 13:46 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon has pants that say Snickers on them because they are packed with nuts and they always satisfy.
←Rate | 05-19-2013 14:43 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bert and Ernie are a perfect closeted TV couple. You are not sure they are gay, but you can't prove they aren't.
←Rate | 05-24-2013 14:03 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 15:36 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to a carnival trying to win an X-box Kinect and the next thing he knew , he'd lost his entire life savings and all he had to show for it was a giant banana with dreadlocks.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 15:24 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon a girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home
←Rate | 02-02-2013 13:55 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels sorry every summer for anyone named Eve.
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:16 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon hanging out with his friends Mike Rotch and Jenny Talia.
←Rate | 04-24-2013 18:29 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants everyone to know that condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
←Rate | 12-13-2012 19:21 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon fights so dirty, he has never had makeup sex. It usually violates the restraining order.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 16:21 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon used to go to random weddings back in the day just to put a picture of his junk on every disposable camera.
←Rate | 06-25-2013 16:24 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful and too determined to be defeated.
←Rate | 01-26-2013 12:20 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon prepared to kiss you whether you are Irish or not.
←Rate | 03-17-2013 14:56 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon completely worn out after spending the whole weekend at a genital jamboree.
←Rate | 05-06-2013 13:56 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon has an easy solution for anyone who hasn't been laid in a long time - conjugal visits.
←Rate | 01-29-2013 16:21 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes to start every first date by saying "If this goes well, we might have a baby in 9 months".
←Rate | 01-18-2013 15:12 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon came down with an incredibly bad case of Leprechaunorrhea last year so he is going to behave himself today!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2013 13:51 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex on a cruise ship means the ocean does all the work. Ocean sex rules!!! Go to hell land sex!!!
←Rate | 01-24-2013 15:05 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  



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