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   messageicon why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
←Rate | 08-25-2010 17:31 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon hows Lamar Odom the 3rd best Laker and he got the 3rd best Kardashian??
←Rate | 02-01-2011 15:51 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think she's hot?you should of seen the one that got away.
←Rate | 05-21-2014 19:50 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks like Harolds ass will be camping outside the Pearly Gates by his damn self.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 19:38 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon money don't change you, it changes the people around you.
←Rate | 08-06-2011 17:59 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you beat the odds , they all knew you could do it.
←Rate | 07-29-2010 09:13 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon "never on schedule, but always on Facebook."
←Rate | 12-22-2011 08:05 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trick or Treating at the strip clubs never been better, I'm so glad Candys working tongiht!!
←Rate | 10-30-2011 18:18 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop takin pics with yo Income TAX/Grant Money from school. You Broke
←Rate | 02-02-2011 22:25 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never lose sleep over my enemies its my friends that keep me awake.
←Rate | 10-19-2014 08:51 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon party at camp crystal lake tonight all "people I may know" are invited.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 10:16 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon perfume and frustration...smells like you got stood up.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 02:58 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon 90% of the time I drop my IPhone because I wanna see a picture horizontal.
←Rate | 02-28-2013 05:14 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon money is the root of all evil I thought But when I'm broke is usually when I have the evilest thoughts.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 14:22 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody is calling you man...TAKE THE FN BLUETOOTH OUT OF UR EAR
←Rate | 01-29-2012 17:01 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between weather and climate? You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 14:07 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon living the Champagne lifestyle with Bud Light pockets
←Rate | 08-24-2011 02:07 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to George Zimmerman The great seal of Florida is now burned into my Plasma.
←Rate | 07-10-2013 15:21 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Give me a scotch. I'm starving."
←Rate | 09-30-2010 18:15 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel bad for people who didn't party in college and got D's... what a waste.
←Rate | 07-14-2011 01:24 by L Comments (0)  



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