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   messageicon Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 07:46 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been struggling with my laziness. I can't decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.
←Rate | 07-21-2012 08:17 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just had an epifanny. I realized I can't spell epifanny.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 19:59 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon This world is in bad shape. Education would be nice or maybe just learning to spell before you put your thought into the public forum.......What the hell is a "ceeling fan"?
←Rate | 08-12-2012 10:48 by K-Mac Comments (2)  


   messageicon Why should I bother staying informed about political issues when nobody running for office does?
←Rate | 03-02-2012 20:55 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is now an Anthony Weiner action figure. I wonder if has the Kung-fu grip?
←Rate | 06-14-2011 09:38 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Major blackout in India....looks like everybody who needs tech support is screwed.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 07:54 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon So the Pope walks into a bar........ because now he can.
←Rate | 02-13-2013 08:34 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.
←Rate | 03-20-2014 17:12 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only in West Virginia would see a bumper sticker that reads "Proud parent of a nephew"
←Rate | 09-20-2011 07:47 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon The future was so much cooler in the past.
←Rate | 01-11-2012 18:17 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't want to make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the hat I wore in high-school.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 11:14 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon After all these years, my armpits have not moved, yet I still use a mirror to put on deodorant.
←Rate | 10-07-2012 09:16 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can hear Wiener's pick-up line....."My bologna has a first name....
←Rate | 06-08-2011 20:12 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like I woke up an hour too early this morning
←Rate | 11-06-2011 09:55 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook sure is quiet this morning....wonder why.
←Rate | 01-01-2013 10:01 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever worry that the sensors on those automatic toilets are actually little video cameras? Bet you are now.
←Rate | 09-30-2011 09:32 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a feeling Thursday the 5th of July is not going to be a very produtive day at work.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 07:33 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cats think I'm the best cook.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 09:02 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, time to get dressed and go Christmas shopping. What time does Walgreens close?
←Rate | 12-24-2012 11:22 by K-Mac Comments (0)  



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