Haha Funny Status Messages

   What do yot get when you slip in water?............ A waterfall.

   Before I was born, I was given a choice between a big di*k, or a good memory. I don't remember what one I chose.

   With all the Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas iteam for sale at the sametime in the stores they should call it Hallogivemas sale.

   If you fart and it doesn't stink, should you be concern?

   ... Not all fairy tales start with "Once upon a time." Some start with "If I am elected president."

   I'm trying to get my MIL to go ice fishing before the ice get too thick.

   A weasel walks in a bar. Bartender says what ya have? Pop goes the weasel.

   After Monday and Tuesday, even the caledar says WTF.

   How can you fill up a room with people without putting a single person in it? .......

   .. HIJKLMNO is the chemical formula for water, right? ...... H to O

   I didn't get the president's alert test tex, but I did get a tex, two big macs, fish filet, large fry, large diet coke.

   What does it say for Climate when the NHL ice hockey playoffs are played during the Summer between one team in Florida and the other in the dessert?