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   messageicon I get really uncomfortable when people ask questions about sex. Like: "Is that it?"
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:47 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Osama really did believe that he was getting all those virgin's after death,.. umm.. then why the f*ck was he hiding for ten years?"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon The true test of inner strength is finding both stalls occupied."
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe Disney should start having there girls sign contracts before making them famous. Like, "I Promise I will not be America's next pop wh*re if I get this part..."
←Rate | 08-26-2013 18:19 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water... it's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola."
←Rate | 04-21-2011 20:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't go to a nudist wedding, Women might mistake me for the Bestman."
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks I've found the cure for stupidity... a shock collar. And if it doesn't cure them, at least you got a good laugh watching them twitch."
←Rate | 03-05-2011 10:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women ask for advice on what to wear and then end up wearing the exact opposite.. that's why I think Snow Pants and Leather Jackets are sexy as hell on them."
←Rate | 09-02-2010 14:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone quoted me incorrectly on Twitter again. I *HATE* it when I get mistweeted.
←Rate | 03-03-2011 18:48 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mess with me, I'll fight back. Mess with my friends, I'll hurt you. Mess with ones I love, and they'll never be able to identify you."
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:19 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just received a letter from my bank that said I am approved for a loan and a line of credit. Somebody, somewhere, made a huge mistake."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 14:18 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friends over there bet me that I wouldn't talk to the most beautiful woman in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
←Rate | 03-11-2010 19:17 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, Don't bother coming to my house this year. I've been naughty and it was f*cking worth it, you judgemental son of a b*tch!"
←Rate | 11-17-2010 12:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (6)  


   messageicon Love is photogenic...it needs darkness to develop."
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never really realise how sexy a nerd, dork or tomboy can be until you see them in a Halloween Costume.."
←Rate | 10-01-2010 14:37 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why won't the bank give me my cash in bags with dollar signs on them?.. That'd be cool."
←Rate | 07-07-2011 13:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear people in the apartment beneath me: banging on your ceiling doesn't make me want to finish any sooner. It actually makes me want to leave the vacuum on indefinitely....and I think I'll go take a shower now, too."
←Rate | 08-20-2010 19:59 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate it when people start a whole conversation off you're status? C'mon guys, get a WALL!"
←Rate | 11-18-2010 18:56 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎I don't remember anything from last night. Somebody must've put something in my drink". Yeah. If this was a game of Clue I'd have to go with "the bartender, In the club, with the vodka."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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