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   messageicon Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park... but is better for boy to park meat in girl."
←Rate | 01-30-2011 01:32 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A cop pulls over a guy. He says "Sir your eyes are alittle glazed, have you been drinking?" The man replies "Gee officer your eyes look alittle glazed too, have you been eating doughnuts?"
←Rate | 01-30-2011 01:19 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got a new puppy! I named him Go away, poor little guy is going to be so confused everytime I call him.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 20:44 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my girlfriend had a little plasma on her forehead with a football game on, I'd always give her my undivided attention.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 23:42 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does OJ have that every man wants? A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!
←Rate | 01-31-2011 04:59 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon AT&T should make a commercial with the pink dress girl naked and say, hey tmobile where is your clothes? And the girl can say you bought it right off my back.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 22:31 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Regular a** (_!_) fat a** (__!__) tight a** (!) dumba** (_?_)
←Rate | 07-12-2011 09:44 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 05:18 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take two, you know you got good bud when you stink up the whole HOUSE before you spark it. Sorry I'm high :D
←Rate | 10-21-2011 08:25 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife told me " it would be nice if you loaded the dishwasher once in a while after we eat." So after dinner tonight I'm going to buy her a 5th of jack.
←Rate | 07-03-2011 06:11 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


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