Dopey420 Funny Status Messages

   Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park... but is better for boy to park meat in girl."

   Just got a new puppy! I named him Go away, poor little guy is going to be so confused everytime I call him.

   If my girlfriend had a little plasma on her forehead with a football game on, I'd always give her my undivided attention.

   What does OJ have that every man wants? A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!

   AT&T should make a commercial with the pink dress girl naked and say, hey tmobile where is your clothes? And the girl can say you bought it right off my back.

   Regular a** (_!_) fat a** (__!__) tight a** (!) dumba** (_?_)

   Take two, you know you got good bud when you stink up the whole HOUSE before you spark it. Sorry I'm high :D

   What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

   My wife told me " it would be nice if you loaded the dishwasher once in a while after we eat." So after dinner tonight I'm going to buy her a 5th of jack.