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   messageicon If you hang around four broke people, I guarantee you will be the fifth.
←Rate | 06-01-2012 15:49 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The media loves controlling this country. They promote NOT to drink & drive/text & drive but yet every third commercial its either about a car, a phone, or a alcoholic drink...and a little bit of insurance ads down your throat.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 00:46 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today In the Facebook Stock Market, 'Happy Easter' status updates are up 200%, 'Stupid Group Invitations' are up 50%, 'Friendship Bonding' plummets and 'Exaggerations' are down 3.40 pts on the Nasdaq.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 17:28 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon does anyone else always feel really bad playing that 'No Russian' mission on Modern Warfare 2, but at the same time loving it?
←Rate | 04-16-2010 21:34 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful of those who pat you on the back. They might be looking for a soft spot to plant the knife.
←Rate | 02-27-2014 19:01 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe....just maybe if we wait a little longer, a fú¢k fell in my hand, I can give it to you.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 00:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like to give a big shout out to all the pissed off kids who only get one set of presents a year because their birthday is too close to Christmas.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 22:20 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Newton's 3rd Law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction
←Rate | 05-29-2013 15:21 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the head of the CIA (Petraeus) can't keep a secret such as cheating on his wife, then they're screwed.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 23:46 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you wish you go back in time to your high school/college year and tell your younger self "Whatever you do, do NOT sleep with that girl"
←Rate | 04-30-2010 01:22 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it "Who Gives A Fu¢k"
←Rate | 11-29-2012 12:49 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're fearful about the government spying on you while you're online, hang out on Myspace. Nobody is going to spy on you there.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 01:17 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.
←Rate | 05-06-2012 22:30 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I see you text/type "lyk dis" instead of like this, I assume you were that kid that went to the restroom and didn't come back until the end of Spelling and English class.
←Rate | 08-18-2011 07:20 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends are like Christmas lights. Some are broke, others just don't work for you....and there are others that make your day shine bright.
←Rate | 12-27-2009 17:55 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what''s so scary, but just so sexy at the same time? A hot woman kicking your a$$ in video games.....in your room.....on your bed.
←Rate | 05-17-2010 17:23 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon What!? High schools with daycare centers!!....Now see what you did MTV by having that 16 & Pregnant mess! I hope you're happy.
←Rate | 08-07-2012 11:02 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm not like most girls." ~ Most girls
←Rate | 12-24-2011 16:36 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna put your relationship's trust to the test, switch phones for a day. See who gets uncomfortable and defensive about the idea first.
←Rate | 01-06-2012 00:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok Facebook since you're so damn nosey, What's on YOUR mind?
←Rate | 02-04-2010 05:56 by Danmanz Comments (0)  



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