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   messageicon Which part of this $5.99 Walmart t-shirt makes you wonder if I would like to see the wine list?
←Rate | 10-27-2016 19:08 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon All dogs go to heaven. All cats go to purr-gatory.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 21:26 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Finland when a baby is born you just throw a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name.
←Rate | 10-20-2014 21:10 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I only speak to telemarketers when they refer to me as 'Your Highness' and if they keep taking off a piece of clothing every 30 seconds.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 18:22 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, how much for the baby jacuzzi? Ma'am, that's a crockpot.
←Rate | 10-20-2014 14:15 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol is the leading cause of me getting yelled at for being a Pterodactyl on the coffee table.
←Rate | 10-20-2014 17:51 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon May the 4th be with you. To celebrate I just put a C-3PO action figure in my bum.
←Rate | 05-04-2012 10:34 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the g-string is any indicator, the g-spot is somewhere near the anus.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 19:26 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Shows up to salsa lessons with Tostitos* Haha what the heck are you idiots doing
←Rate | 10-19-2014 14:44 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon When God closes a door, he opens a window. Our heating bill is outrageous and six raccoons got in last night. Please God, this has to stop.
←Rate | 10-18-2014 08:23 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon "This is where the magic happens" ~Me on a first date to a magic show
←Rate | 10-19-2014 14:31 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI those little crosses along the interstate aren't for squirrel crucifixions. I was wrong.
←Rate | 10-18-2014 10:01 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Follow Does this Dress make me look cross-dresserish?
←Rate | 07-12-2011 20:27 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does the plus sign mean Google tested positive for Facebook?
←Rate | 07-12-2011 21:05 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want my hour of sleep back.
←Rate | 03-10-2014 19:45 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Praying that Jennifer Lawrence's hacker did not find my secret selfies...
←Rate | 09-02-2014 20:03 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Facebook farmers have sex with their Farmville sheep, and 'like' it.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 21:47 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


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