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   messageicon when the only thing you have is a hammer every moron resembles a nail
←Rate | 09-11-2010 20:05 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't turn a ho into a housewife unless you're playing Scrabble.
←Rate | 09-05-2010 14:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon ink I am gonna celebrate Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I'll invite everyone in my neighborhood to my house, have an enormous feast, and then kill them and take their land. Happy Thanksgiving CANADA!!
←Rate | 10-10-2010 13:29 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt ?
←Rate | 01-24-2010 18:23 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, pay attention ... sperm is made up of anger, stress, and anxiety ... best way to keep a man happy is to rid them of this negativity ... regularly!!!
←Rate | 09-27-2010 12:24 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's going on vacation and coming back on probation.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 13:43 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a bottle and puberty?? .........A bottle has already hit Justin Bieber!!
←Rate | 10-07-2010 17:24 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to look for the meaning of life, first place I'm gunna check is this bottle of vodka
←Rate | 10-03-2010 12:33 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:37 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Edward Cullen's Load looks like glitter glue??
←Rate | 08-15-2010 00:29 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If YOU didn't SEE it w/your own eyes, or HEAR it w/your own ears, then WHY would you INVENT IT w/your SMALL MIND or SHARE it with YOUR BIG MOUTH !
←Rate | 08-15-2010 15:59 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon money cant by harmony and happiness, but I can buy rum!!
←Rate | 09-18-2009 13:22 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
←Rate | 03-18-2010 15:36 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't run from a sniper. You'll only die tired.
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:29 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon who can name the 6 great kings who ave brought immense happiness in two people's lifes ?? Drin-King, Fuc-King, Lic-King, Suc-King, Span-King and Wan-king
←Rate | 08-20-2010 18:47 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:46 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Puberty is gonna hit Justin Bieber harder, than Chris Brown hit Rhianna!!
←Rate | 09-02-2010 17:58 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
←Rate | 01-20-2010 23:30 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips
←Rate | 09-13-2010 18:43 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excuse me, have you seen motivation? I seem to have lost all of mine.
←Rate | 01-20-2010 18:46 by ANGELA Comments (0)  



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