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   messageicon I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up..
←Rate | 11-10-2011 19:54 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Approximately 80% of my regrets involve hitting “send”
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing in life is “fun for the whole family.”
←Rate | 01-17-2012 23:50 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't make decisions when your angry or horny =P
←Rate | 10-27-2011 16:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon What I expect to see when I pull back the shower curtain: 99% Murderer waiting to kill me. 1% Empty shower
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thought of something brilliant? Just google it, and you will soon realize how uncreative you really are.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 22:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has discovered why losing weight when you are older is so difficult. The fat and your body have become such good friends that they don't wan to be separated.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 20:58 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenever your bored send this text to a random number.. "I hid the body."
←Rate | 02-17-2012 00:37 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hi" "Hi" "Did you eat?" "Did you eat?" "Are you copying me?" "Are you copying me?" "I love you!" "Yeah, I ate already.."
←Rate | 02-03-2012 01:11 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon That Moment of Fame when your name is in a math problem.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 23:50 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single awareness day approaches :/
←Rate | 02-02-2012 21:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I'm on a date & its bad, I'm just gonna stand up & say "I'm an actor, they're all actors & you're on MTV's Disaster Date!" & run out.....
←Rate | 06-01-2012 21:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guilty people answer questions with a question
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:29 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lil Wayne = 5% black. 95% tattoos.!!
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:42 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I won't be impressed with technology until I can download money ;)
←Rate | 12-13-2011 21:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I shout the wrong answer out in class with confidence
←Rate | 10-22-2011 14:21 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "OMG your fake tan looks so good!" LOL JK, it looks like you got raped by an orange
←Rate | 10-24-2011 15:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since the commercial, I've always wanted to jump on a Tempur-pedic bed with a glass full of wine.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:36 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like turtles because they're so chill- They're just like: "Hey man, I want to swim, & maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time.
←Rate | 11-28-2011 21:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Let's talk dirty" ... "What DID YOU SAY?!" ... "I said it's 10:30...
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:40 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  



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