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X is 100 percent natural
X thought he had Swine Flu....it turns out he was just really bored
X is playing musical electric chairs
X has a confirmed case of Swine Flu....it was spotted when his tail began to curl.!!
X thought I saw a puddy cat!
X thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.
X says lets party like its 2012....oh wait...
X thinks the future isn't quite what it used to be
X thnks you can observe alot just by watching
X is tired of using technology
X wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??
X is not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!
X says what we have here...is a failure to communicate....
X is the way it used to be.
X is starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD, & if anyone feels the urge to tidy up, by all means go ahead
X says not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!
X says boys are like slinkies...useless but fun to watch fall down stairs
X says life sucks (mood:optimistic)
X is Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!
X is just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy