Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is 100 percent natural

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X thought he had Swine Flu....it turns out he was just really bored

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X is playing musical electric chairs

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X has a confirmed case of Swine Flu....it was spotted when his tail began to curl.!!

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X thought I saw a puddy cat!

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X thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.

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X says lets party like its 2012....oh wait...

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X thinks the future isn't quite what it used to be

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X thnks you can observe alot just by watching

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X is tired of using technology

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X wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??

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X is not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!

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X says what we have here...is a failure to communicate....

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X is the way it used to be.

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X is starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD, & if anyone feels the urge to tidy up, by all means go ahead

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X says not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!

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X says boys are like slinkies...useless but fun to watch fall down stairs

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X says life sucks (mood:optimistic)

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X is Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!

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X is just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy

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