trump Funny Status Messages

   Melania Trump homemaker tip: When sorting your laundry, don't forget to separate your deplorables from your coloreds.

   Trump promises to give generals 30 days to create a plan to defeat ISIS. He also wants them to create a perfume and shoot the ads or they'll be fired.

   Roger Ailes is offering to sleep with all Female Trump supporters to raise money for charity.

   Cut Gary Johnson some slack. Donald Trump thought Aleppo was one of the Marx Brothers.

   Hey Trump haters... You guys can still pee in the ladies room since you have been for years anyway

   Donald Trump met with Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto this week, so Trump can tell him how great the Mexican food is at Trump Tower.

   Donald Trump's father's favorite song was "This Land is my Land, This Land is my Land."

   Melania Trump suing a newspaper and a blogger for $150 million over allegations she was a hooker means her pimp would get 90% of that money.

   Even Donald Trump's previous marriages lasted longer than Brock Turner's prison sentence.

   Donald Trump says he didn't discuss Mexico paying for the wall with President Nieto because he thought he was the janitor.

   If Trump wins, I'm going to open a florist shop near the Mexican border. And yes, I will call the shop "Wallflowers."

   Most Mexicans affectionately refer to Donald Trump as "El Piñata."

   If we all pretend to not see or hear Donald Trump, I bet he'd just go away. After all, his narcissism is based on attention.

   Trump is a living embodiment to an erection that lasted more than 4 hours.

   I felt like the ending of this weeks episode of Trump was kind of boring. Right? I guess the writers are building to something big.

   Donald Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign sounding name, and neither does his daughter "Ivanka."

   why didn't you discuss paymet of the wall Mr Trump? SOFTENING!

   so Trump is off to visit Mexico?. I hope his security detail is up to scratch.

   the USPS should make stamps of Donald Trump just so everyone can say "I have a 'Trump Stamp' "

   Colin Kaepernick says America is not great and people tell him to leave. Donald Trump says America is not great and may become president. White privilege.