trump Funny Status Messages

   I'm starting to think Trump vs Hillary is because someone went back in time and stepped on a butterfly, and know where living in a future that was never meant to be

   I'm much more bothered by what Hillary has DONE than by what Trump has Said!

   Experts say Donald Trump has suffered the worst week of his political career until next week.

   Trump's smart, he doesn't pay taxes. Sniff. Russia, China and 400 pound people may be out to get us. Sniff.

   Hi, this is your president, Donald Trump. I'm interrupting this program because I think it's a stupid show. It's terrible ok? You're fat by the way.

   .... Hillary reminded me of my condescending Mother in-law and Trump reminded me of my Grumpy Uncle

   The Republicans and the Libertarians should merge their Presidential tickets. Then Trump could really talk about his Johnson!

   Trump promises all Americans a free bag of Skittles when he's President.

   Donald Trump Jr should not make fun of Skittles and Syrian refugees -- his mother is an immigrant and his father is an orange Skittle.

   I certainly hope Donald Trump Jr chokes on a handful of Skittles.

   What if Donald Trump's entire immigration policy was just an elaborate ploy to divorce Melania?

   Interesting. Donald Trump Jr. said his dad releasing tax returns would lead to too many questions. Questions like, "Why have you never, ever paid taxes?"

   Donald Trump claims to only be 236 pounds. His pot belly, turkey neck and jowls plead the fifth.

   Trump reveals his medical records. They include Dr. Dre, Dr. Hook, and the Spin Doctors.

   Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants? Because E.T. eventually went home!

   Mexico announces it's found 6 new oil deposits in Gulf of Mexico. Trump now wants to add a huge door to his wall.

   Trump's appearance on Dr. Oz will solely be for publicity and has nothing to do with real medical information. Same as all the other episodes.

   Dr. Oz pledges to avoid questions Trump doesn't want to answer. It's no big deal; it's not like he's a real journalist. Or a real Doctor.

   Donald Trump is starting a petition to stop the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He’s very serious about trying to make the USA grate again.

   Trump Supporters in a basket? I guess that puts Hillary Supporters in the wood pile.