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   ..... This is really weird .... For some strange reason ..... every time I pick up my Cat I end up thinking about Donald Trump.

   hope the next presidential debate starts with a handshake, instead of Trump grabbing Hillary by.........

   Did you know the women in Trump's family learned a long time ago how to protect their private parts when Trump is around them.

   Has anyone considered that Trump might be a Galaxy Note 7?

   The crappy thing is,,, there are people that will vote for Trump,,, but would punish their kids for just saying the word "Pu$$y".

   Look out ladies, Donald Trump might be single soon as Melania isn't happy with her husband.

   Anything with Hilary or Trump I just scroll without reading all the crap. From an English man looking for a decent status.

   Can you imagine creepy lips Donald Trump trying to force himself on you? Ugh

   If Donald Trump represents Christian values, those values mean nothing.

   The right says Hillary Clinton is responsible for her husband. Why isn’t Melania Trump?

   I am still voting for Trump!!!!!

   Trump groped a woman 10 years ago and the mainstream media blows a gasket. Hillary had 10 people killed and the mainstream media ignores it.

   Russia lodged a formal complaint with the United Nations over a U.N. official's condemnations of Trump. Proof that Trump is Putin's puppet.

   Don't worry about Trump, his supporters will still vote for him if he killed a baby in broad daylight with witnesses watching. So what The Donald loves to grope women?!?!

   I find it interesting that the same people that are telling me that Donald Trump would be a bad President are the same people who told us that Barack Obama would be a Good President!!!

   It turns out Liberals are "Latinophobes" .... You ever notice how they always say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected? Why don't they ever say they're moving to Mexico? Yup ... Latinophobes!!!

   Of course Trump hasn't doesn't pay taxes... He knows ALL the good loopholes,, Like, "Mail order brides are tax deductible"

   Trump suggests soldiers suffering from PTSD aren't mentally strong.. But EVERYONE knows the true sign of mental strength, is faking bone spurs to avoid serving in Vietnam.

   Trump loses almost $1 Billion in the 90's and follows the relevant Tax Laws ..... The Nation is Outraged!! .... Hillary can't account for $6 Billion in missing State Department funds during her Tenure as Secretary of State ..... Meh

   50% of Trump supporters are Deplorable, BUT 50% of Hillary supporters are DEPORTABLE !