Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Dear Taylor Swift, Kanye took your microphone not your virginity. Let's move on...
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10-24-2010 14:52
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says, forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
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12-25-2009 17:46 by mullerman
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pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool wit your pants on the ground
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01-13-2010 21:30
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Reasoning Behind Most Comments to A Woman's Photos: 75%-Looks, 20%-Talent, 5%- REAL Talent.
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03-26-2010 07:33 by Danmanz
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Jeff Gordon vs. Jimmie Johnson...I love it when DIVA's fight!!
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04-27-2010 07:36 by JayPJee
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microwaving metal objects.
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06-07-2009 17:43 by Tim
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Do you think Popeye would still want Olive Oyl if he knew how much Rachel Ray uses her?
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10-21-2009 23:28
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says even though my cherries gone, I still have the box it came in! :)
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11-05-2009 12:53
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Got caught with a beer while driving... Who would have thought they would pull over a schoolbus.
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12-20-2010 13:27 by Rob
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just saw Elvis, Marilyn and Bin Laden at Walmart...I have pics...but for politically correct reasons I cannot post them!
Sarah Palin: "A presidenty run would halter my abilitation to share common-sense smartitudes in a time of economical fizzle splatz."
So, My girlfriend asked me if I loved Her,..No girl, I only think about you all day, text you whenever I can & Stare at you constently when i'm with you.
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07-03-2011 22:37 by BEGO
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I just heard that Paul McCartney is throwing a fit now that he realizes his new wife spends twice as much on shoes as his last wife....
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04-14-2012 21:15 by snotty
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I wasnt that drunk..." "Dude, you were telling 'Yo mama' jokes to orphans...
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02-19-2012 16:18 by @DonSicks
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How to fix America: 1. Put all the money into education. 2. More Green Energy. 3. Stop airing Keeping Up with the Kardashians
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06-09-2012 14:00
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You know you've made it,, when your joke makes its way back to you in someone else's Facebook status
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05-02-2012 20:03 by snotty
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Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge... Its much less painful
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05-27-2012 14:10 by Jackoo
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I once dumped a cross eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone els
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09-12-2012 10:01 by Daheavy1
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Tried submitting the 49ers vs Jets game to pornhub, but they don't allow r@pe
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09-30-2012 22:59
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Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day!'
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06-21-2013 21:26 by BEGO
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