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The last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens mind was a bullet.
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05-02-2011 15:24
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Wish someone would add me to their grocery list.
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01-21-2013 13:37
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Help me spread the word all over the internet that I am a millionaire. cause if its on the internet it has to be true.
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01-26-2013 21:11 by
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My sixth sense is upon entering someone's home for the first time, I immediately know where the pillow forts should be built.
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12-07-2012 06:11 by
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did anyone wake up manny paquiao I know he got stuff to do today
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12-09-2012 15:02
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Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
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12-12-2012 21:31 by
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Looks like the Pope is headed for the old popes home..
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02-11-2013 10:57 by
Rick H.
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I used to get scared when I worked nights as a security guard so I carried a security blanket.
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04-04-2013 06:13 by
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Its hard to soar like an eagle when ur running around with turkeys
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09-23-2012 17:04 by
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POF may say it short for Plenty of Fish, but I'm pretty sure it's Plenty of Fatties…
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09-26-2012 15:01
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I'm at my worst and most vulnerable when someone else is holding my phone.
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10-07-2012 09:59
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Breaking News: 36% of Witches are indicating it is cold out.....
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10-13-2012 10:53 by
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The cat puking in the middle of my bed was NOT the type of wet spot I was hoping for.
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10-16-2012 21:43
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@ Nobody ... the bottle said 1 pill every 12 hours, not 12 pills every 1 hour.
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07-21-2012 19:43
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Forget the Mars rover, science's greatest accomplishment has to be keeping that baby from falling out of Snooki.
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08-14-2012 10:40
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Hillary whinning that Russian hackers are leaking the truth about her rigging the election................
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10-20-2016 03:26
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hey we're back to funny quotes... Dummy-Crats must be reading Killary's book.
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09-16-2017 20:26
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“Nothing is impossible.” I disagree. I’m doing nothing right now… it’s totally possible.
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09-29-2014 04:37 by
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“I followed Jesus when he was just a carpenter.”................ First hipster
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09-21-2013 12:36 by
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wake up in the morning.... my mind: nope. my body: nope. my d!<K: let's rock!
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