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   messageicon thinks mother nature is bi-polar
←Rate | 11-05-2009 16:33 by ragoo Comments (0)  

   messageicon youre so ugly just after you were was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
←Rate | 11-04-2009 01:46 by 8) Comments (0)  

   messageicon starting to think Brett Favre switched places with mother nature, the weather seems very indecisive lately........
←Rate | 10-23-2009 12:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
←Rate | 10-21-2009 16:41 by Amelie Comments (0)  

   messageicon wanted a motorcycle when he left school, but his mother said no. She had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18..... So she said I could just have his.
←Rate | 10-04-2009 05:18 by deithy Comments (0)  

   messageicon just came back from a pleasure trip (took the mother-in-law to the bus station)
←Rate | 07-05-2009 13:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
←Rate | 06-20-2009 06:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if the I.R.S. will noticed she claimed A.I.G. and Obama's mother-in-law as dependents!
←Rate | 04-16-2009 09:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "kid tested, mother approved "
←Rate | 11-19-2008 22:41 Comments (0)  

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