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   messageicon My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
←Rate | 10-20-2013 07:42 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Mother Nature is pulling Winter's Band-Aid off one hair at a time!
←Rate | 04-14-2013 16:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't they air "Shark week" in the winter when we all don't care about swimming?
←Rate | 08-02-2011 00:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish we could be like bears, get all fat eating good food in the fall, hibernate all winter, and be all skinny for summer... Then do it all over again
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:05 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon use to walk to school uphill both ways in waist high snow in sub below zero temps just like my dad.
←Rate | 12-16-2010 11:13 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...
←Rate | 03-25-2013 19:05 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon March 24. Springtime. Cold, windy, and snow... But this groundhog stew is DELICIOUS!
←Rate | 03-24-2013 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love snow it can make the dirtiest ghetto look clean.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 19:28 by Will Comments (1)  


   messageicon What a lovely winter, we're having this spring!
←Rate | 04-24-2013 18:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking weather news! Winter storm Juno finally landed and was quickly deflated as it passed over New England.
←Rate | 01-27-2015 07:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called "neighbors." They are like Facebook friends who live nearby.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 20:40 by @psym0niedk9 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a guy walking through two feet of snow in sub-zero temperatures to get to the florist. He must have really f-cked up.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 17:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys are like a snow storm, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
←Rate | 02-02-2010 16:33 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Winter, I think we should spend some time apart... I'm gonna try to work things out with my ex, Summer...
←Rate | 12-11-2009 08:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Washington D.C. got a ton of snow last weekend. When it snows hard enough in D.C., the city shuts down and Congress can't get anything done. You know, sort of like when it's not snowing.
←Rate | 12-23-2009 11:16 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon You see all this snow and complain, I see potential for filling my bathtub with it and chilling many beers for a party!
←Rate | 01-12-2011 10:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since Rio de Janeiro is south of the equator, aren't we technically watching the Winter Olympics?
←Rate | 08-06-2016 13:39 by spk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The great thing about waking up to 3 feet of snow is it gives me a legit excuse to skip my usual 5:30am 20K run.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 07:47 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon "We be bobsleddin'." The Winter Olympics Bobsled Team
←Rate | 02-13-2018 07:22 by PastaFazool Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?
←Rate | 10-16-2012 17:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


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