snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Telling your kids you remember when gas was $.99 is like your Grandparents telling you they remember walking to school in the snow barefooted... Both were a long long time ago & will never happen again...

   go search google for let it snow. very cool effect.

   After all the eating I have done this winter, I am happy to report my flip-flops still fit.

   Wish we could be like bears, get all fat eating good food in the fall, hibernate all winter, and be all skinny for summer... Then do it all over again

   Looks like Mother Nature is pulling Winter's Band-Aid off one hair at a time!

   Why don't they air "Shark week" in the winter when we all don't care about swimming?

   use to walk to school uphill both ways in waist high snow in sub below zero temps just like my dad.

   Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...

   March 24. Springtime. Cold, windy, and snow... But this groundhog stew is DELICIOUS!

   You see all this snow and complain, I see potential for filling my bathtub with it and chilling many beers for a party!

   Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night.

   What a lovely winter, we're having this spring!

   Breaking weather news! Winter storm Juno finally landed and was quickly deflated as it passed over New England.

   Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called "neighbors." They are like Facebook friends who live nearby.

   On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.

   I saw a guy walking through two feet of snow in sub-zero temperatures to get to the florist. He must have really f-cked up.

   Guys are like a snow storm, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

   Dear Winter, I think we should spend some time apart... I'm gonna try to work things out with my ex, Summer...

   Washington D.C. got a ton of snow last weekend. When it snows hard enough in D.C., the city shuts down and Congress can't get anything done. You know, sort of like when it's not snowing.

   I don't need drugs to have a good time. But I do need them to focus, avoid depression, survive winter, fall asleep, stay awake, control my blood pressure, calm myself down, and to avoid choking the hell out of stupid people.