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   messageicon So, if Miley Cyrus and the Beebs had a baby it would make honey boo boo look like the royal baby! .. and she could hump its Teddy Bears !
←Rate | 08-27-2013 01:22 by JTOK Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, I've never thought much of Hugh Hefner, but you have to appreciate the irony. The creator of Playboy expires on a Wednesday-Hump Day.
←Rate | 09-28-2017 12:44 by TallMtnMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon i do not like green eggs&ham I do not like them will.i.am woud you eat them in my trunk woud you eat them off my hump my hump my humps
←Rate | 01-01-2014 07:53 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the Hope And Change has turned into Hump and Dump.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spike the football, hang on the goal post, hump the wind, do the funky chicken, get in ur opponents face & gloat but for God's sake don't pray on a football field, that;s inappropriate. I say do ur thang Tebow. Maybe the Colts need to do a little Tebowing
←Rate | 12-12-2011 19:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you didn't hump Christina Ricci... then you're doing Wednesday wrong.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 21:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing ruins a Hump Day like not getting Humped!
←Rate | 03-05-2015 07:03 by Cronus Comments (0)  


   messageicon “If I was a dog, I would so hump your leg right now!”
←Rate | 05-31-2013 09:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So it's Hump Day and it isn't raining or snowing, does that mean it's a Dry Hump Day?
←Rate | 02-24-2016 14:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks we should all deal with things like dogs: if you can't eat it, sniff it, or hump it, then piss on it and walk away!!
←Rate | 07-23-2011 06:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tripped over the "Hump" in Hump Day and landed face first into Thirsty Thursday. Time to pick myself and my drink up so I can fall into Friday.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 10:46 by Momofthewildthings Comments (1)  


   messageicon I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet. But only for about 30 seconds.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 11:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You gotta hump a few clunkers before you can fondle a ferrari.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 04:58 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christmas comes quicker than a teenager during his first dry hump.
←Rate | 12-11-2011 11:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Hump Day means zip to the 15% who work weekends, the 30% who do six days a week, 8% unemployed, 10% disabled, 15% on call, and the 20% who are retired. To the 2% that this actually applies to....bl0w me.
←Rate | 01-23-2013 10:27 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't hump Christina Ricci today, then you're doing Wednesday wrong.
←Rate | 09-12-2012 19:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day is "hump day" to my neighbor's dog....get off of my leg you mangy mutt!
←Rate | 07-10-2013 10:40 by m Comments (0)  


   messageicon Successful 8-hour sleep diet. Woke up and rewarded willpower with gravy biscuits and sweet tea. HAPPY HUMP DAY, Y'ALL!
←Rate | 01-05-2011 09:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
←Rate | 01-30-2011 00:29 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon today is hump day & leap day...this will be tricky
←Rate | 02-29-2012 21:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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