hump day Funny Status Messages

   pi day & hump day....it must be "Jason Biggs day"

   Wednesday is the new Monday and Thursday is the new Hump Day.

   Ok, I've never thought much of Hugh Hefner, but you have to appreciate the irony. The creator of Playboy expires on a Wednesday-Hump Day.

   i do not like green eggs&ham I do not like them will.i.am woud you eat them in my trunk woud you eat them off my hump my hump my humps

   Wednesday is known as "hump day". But to my dog, everyday is hump day.

   Spike the football, hang on the goal post, hump the wind, do the funky chicken, get in ur opponents face & gloat but for God's sake don't pray on a football field, that;s inappropriate. I say do ur thang Tebow. Maybe the Colts need to do a little Tebowing

   I think the Hope And Change has turned into Hump and Dump.

   Nothing ruins a Hump Day like not getting Humped!

   If you didn't hump Christina Ricci... then you're doing Wednesday wrong.

   “If I was a dog, I would so hump your leg right now!”

   thinks we should all deal with things like dogs: if you can't eat it, sniff it, or hump it, then piss on it and walk away!!

   So it's Hump Day and it isn't raining or snowing, does that mean it's a Dry Hump Day?

   I tripped over the "Hump" in Hump Day and landed face first into Thirsty Thursday. Time to pick myself and my drink up so I can fall into Friday.

   You gotta hump a few clunkers before you can fondle a ferrari.

   Christmas comes quicker than a teenager during his first dry hump.

   I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet. But only for about 30 seconds.

   Happy Hump Day means zip to the 15% who work weekends, the 30% who do six days a week, 8% unemployed, 10% disabled, 15% on call, and the 20% who are retired. To the 2% that this actually applies to....bl0w me.

   If you don't hump Christina Ricci today, then you're doing Wednesday wrong.

   Every day is "hump day" to my neighbor's dog....get off of my leg you mangy mutt!

   Successful 8-hour sleep diet. Woke up and rewarded willpower with gravy biscuits and sweet tea. HAPPY HUMP DAY, Y'ALL!