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   messageicon not saying that "The Who" are old, but half of the people watching the superbowl last night were wondering "Who are those guys playing the CSI theme song?"
←Rate | 02-08-2010 18:29 by dane Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that marriage should be like football; you must show up fully committed and prepared and score every opportunity you get!
←Rate | 03-03-2010 02:17 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reasons Why Guys Stop Texting Girls: 1) He's Busy. 2) You didn't send nudes. 3) He has beer and football. 4) It's only been a day, calm down psycho.
←Rate | 04-28-2016 16:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching football the same way Colin Kaepernick does... sitting on my couch
←Rate | 09-07-2017 21:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I live by my father's motto: "Life is a football game. Try to fall asleep in the first quarter and complain if anyone shuts off the TV."
←Rate | 03-01-2014 09:57 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Glad it's college football season again, now we have an excuse to drink at 10:00 AM on a Saturday.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 19:39 by @cdrizzzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drank like 3 Four Lokos and some hand sanitizer last night, blacked out and apparently officiated a Monday Night Football game.
←Rate | 09-26-2012 04:24 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending a football.
←Rate | 02-20-2016 05:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got a call from the NFL office...they must have gotten wind of that 1 flag football game I ref'd in 2002
←Rate | 09-25-2012 21:26 by xi0n Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friends and I played fantasy football in high-school. No league, we just constantly thought about the cheerleaders.
←Rate | 08-19-2014 06:30 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just learned that to burn off the calories from 1 M&M you have to walk the length of a football field. BRB I have to run to China.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 18:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
←Rate | 07-02-2010 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 10:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite thing about Basketball is when it's Football.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 17:17 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got back from my high school Football coach's funeral. I leaned over the casket and whispered "YOU walk it off".
←Rate | 12-15-2011 09:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..... Personally, I think a man with a helmet defending his country should make a lot more money than a man with a helmet defending a football.
←Rate | 09-20-2016 18:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope your favorite football team wins so that it changes your life in no way whatsoever.
←Rate | 01-09-2014 00:46 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
←Rate | 10-15-2016 05:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if you are really good at blow jobs, you don’t have to pretend to like football.
←Rate | 08-25-2013 12:25 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Out on the highway, getting passed by a Prius is the football equivalent of getting tackled by the kicker.
←Rate | 11-24-2015 14:19 Comments (0)  




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