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How TF is Easter, April Fools, and Rent Due all on the same day?!
Happy easter and have a fantastic1982 from all at the alzheimers society ! See you next week at the bonfire and dont forget your swimsuit! X.
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12-31-2010 17:20 by XBbios
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Dear Easter Bunny, no chocolate this year..... just bring me gas!! (not the kind that the boiled eggs give you either)
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04-06-2012 09:21 by sully
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I told my kids that if they are old enough to fertilize eggs, we aren't going to color eggs for easter.
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04-03-2015 20:54
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Easter chocolate tastes so much better than normal chocolate...
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04-22-2011 06:49 by Bill
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looking for a cute little bunny with a nice set of eggs
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04-03-2010 13:27
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silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus.
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04-24-2011 15:09
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Note to the Easter Bunny: You're not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket.
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04-23-2011 10:20
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Happy Easter Yolks!
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04-24-2011 09:20
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Just saw a store that already has Easter decorations out
The 2012 Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt has been cancelled....... The 2011 hunt is still going on....
I think I will dye some Easter eggs white this year
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04-18-2014 00:04 by wayneh
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I'm not big into Easter traditions, but I'm pretty sure drunkenly searching for an Egg McMuffin at this hour counts as Easter egg hunting.
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03-31-2013 08:29
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For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!
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04-06-2012 22:41 by BEGO
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Fried rabbit and eggs on this Easter morning...sorry if this was the last house the Easter bunny made it to.
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04-08-2012 07:18
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Jesus is ALIVE! Happy Easter
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04-20-2014 06:50
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Tim Tebow's Easter sermon ended abruptly when he was replaced by Peyton Manning halfway through it.
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04-10-2012 20:53 by Texas Red
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Mother rabbit to baby bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."
Parents, here's a way to keep your kids busy for awhile on Easter, let them have an Easter egg hunt, just don't hide any eggs.
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04-05-2020 14:02 by Starman
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contemplating doing a combination of christmas and easter, wrap the gifts, then hide them all over the house, voila...Christer!!!
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12-15-2009 17:40 by ANGELA
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