jackson Funny Status Messages

   so Jessie Jackson JR gets a 2 1/2yr sentence and Blago got 14 years...... So can this make up for the Martin Verdict?

   Sandi Jackson just changed her facebook status to taking the kids to Grandpa Jesses house for a while

   I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.

   Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will be starring on everyone's TV sets very soon

   Paris Jackson attempts suicide... Didn't see that one coming.

   I just wish Justin Bieber was around when Michael Jackson was in his prime.

   From now on, all of my posts will be written in Samuel L Jackson's voice. Re-read this one again Mother F*cker to make sure it's working!!

   A woman in Wisconsin named her child Marijuana Pepsi Cola Jackson. Proof that Aliens will not be invading us, because there is no intelligent life on this planet.

   Watching the Election was like watching the Super Bowl but without the possibility of Janet Jackson having a wardrobe malfunction.

   I'll bet it would be excruciating to listen to Foghorn Leghorn sing a cover version of Jackson/McCartney's "Say Say Say."

   What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

   In lieu of the formal presidential debates,,, Let's just play Micheal Jackson's "Beat It",,, and eliminate the candidate that claps on 1 and 3

   I found Samuel L. Jackson's swear jar and I don't think he's being completely honest with himself.

   Demonstrators storm the US embassy in Yemen. Didn't Samuel L. Jackson already make a movie about this?

   Just heard that Janet Jackson and Randy Travis are doing the Super Bowl halftime show..

   When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm going to blast Michael Jackson's "Thriller", while the zombies chase us, just to lighten the mood.

   3 Things I Learned Tonight: 1)It's not what you know, it's what you show. 2)If Swingers twice your age try to engage, just SLIDE away! 2.5) Especially if they mention "lube"...that's when you put on the BRAKES! 3) Samuel L Jackson is a DAMN good whistler!

   We lost Michael Jackson in 2009, Neil Armstrong just died...man we're losing all of our moon walkers

   First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong.I see god is no fan of moon-walkers.

   a guy at work has the whispering skills of Samuel L. Jackson.