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   messageicon Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. If Bill Gates had got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
←Rate | 03-06-2017 13:28 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his lungs annoying everyone and I'm the bad guy for tripping him?
←Rate | 03-05-2017 14:19 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may be crazy, but I'm not, "Of course I'd lease an office in the new One World Trade Center" crazy.
←Rate | 03-05-2017 12:39 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I paid $12.50 for movie tickets. Forget that the people are noisy, the popcorn and drinks are overpriced, and the movie itself stinks....I wanna know why there was no cartoon.
←Rate | 05-25-2014 11:27 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You know, I wish I'd never gone to the pool that day." ~Marco Polo
←Rate | 05-25-2014 06:38 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the temperature is 94°, yet it feels like 106°, then as far as I'm concerned, it's 106°...which explains my breaking all speed records in getting this ice cream home before it melts.
←Rate | 05-09-2014 08:20 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earlier this morning, I was invited to join a XXX facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really big shirts.
←Rate | 05-04-2014 10:13 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jameis Winston did NOT steal those crab legs intentionally. He is so into football, that he felt sorry for the shellfish, and merely thought he would do the right thing by putting them on injured reserve.
←Rate | 05-01-2014 06:09 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon If v-a-g-i-n-a-s weren't meant to be kissed, they wouldn't have lips.
←Rate | 04-05-2014 09:04 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon PETA is after me. I made Tuna Fish Soft Tacos. I used Dolphin-Safe Tuna, but All-Porpoise flour. THAT'S FUNNY...SHADDAP!
←Rate | 04-02-2014 05:36 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woke up at 5 am. Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Not to mention completely delusional about being healthy, wealthy, and wise.
←Rate | 03-23-2014 06:32 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were taller, I'd be the perfect weight. By taller, I mean 8' 11"
←Rate | 03-21-2014 12:43 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon To me, the Poke feature is a litmus test to weed out the easy going girls from the uptight Medusa types.
←Rate | 03-18-2014 06:27 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at work. So if I don't answer you on fb chat, it means I'm not that busy but I've got a great excuse to not respond.
←Rate | 03-13-2014 10:10 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been embarrassed by my weight since, I dunno...it was first listed on my birth certificate.
←Rate | 03-11-2014 11:14 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman who was shopping at my store today called me a "Living Doll"..okay she actually called me Chucky, but.....
←Rate | 03-10-2014 21:19 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon When we're chatting on fb, and I start saying things like, "well, okay", "gotta run", "have a great day", it was great talking to you"...what that means is: SHUT THE F**K UP ALREADY!
←Rate | 03-10-2014 10:11 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, I'm in a complicated relationship. Trying to decide which hand to use makes things more difficult than you can imagine.
←Rate | 02-27-2014 18:24 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Checklist: Poke People ✔ Delete People ✔ Block People ✔ Send Friend Requests ✔ Accept Friend Requests ✔ Ignore Chats ✔ Make Stupid Photoshop Pics With My Face ✔....Morning chores all done.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 11:56 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care what friend facebook suggests. I'm not poking McDonald's.
←Rate | 02-25-2014 13:36 by Mick Comments (0)  




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