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   messageicon I can't help but wonder if Bill Cosby's roofies tasted llike a Puddin' Pops.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 22:27 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess you could say it's my own fault for ignoring the words "directed by Tyler Perry"
←Rate | 11-23-2014 22:13 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's been three days since bono's luggage fell from his private jet and he "still hasn't found what he's looking for" Eh?
←Rate | 11-17-2014 23:37 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always heard to "live everyday like it was your last" but noticed how much people will actually frown upon that kinda lifestyle.
←Rate | 09-29-2014 01:38 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that people who can eat really spicy food think the rest of us give a $hit?
←Rate | 08-16-2014 16:42 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon At 37 years old today I think aim in the "Rocky V" stage of my life. #shouldastoppedafterDrago
←Rate | 07-14-2014 21:57 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of course I believe in the Zodiac.... I'm a Leo and I love the movie Titanic...if that's not convincing enough, my grandmother is a cancer.......and she was killed by a giant lobster.
←Rate | 06-19-2014 18:48 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to the doctor for $hits and giggles because I'm pretty sure those two things arent suppose to happen at the same time.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 16:48 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon would you say I have anger issues if everytime the "Wendy's girl" comes on I have this urge to rip my tv off the wall and throw it out the window and then run outside and set it on fire?
←Rate | 08-22-2013 23:09 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon would you say I have anger issues if everytime the "Wendy's girl" comes on tv I wanna rip my tv off the wall and throw it out on my front lawn and then set fire to it?
←Rate | 08-22-2013 20:25 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't get a chance to check instagram today....does anyone know if the sun set this evening?
←Rate | 08-17-2013 13:34 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon things that will never be said #2638: "Boy that Steve Bushemi sure is a good lookin fella"
←Rate | 08-10-2013 11:03 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon there should be a breathalyzer app on my phone to prevent thos late night texts that I always regret sending.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:29 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon there should be a breathalyzer app on my phone to prevent those "late night texts" that I always regret in the morning.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:25 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes sayin "Hey Yo....I asked for mayo".
←Rate | 06-03-2013 18:50 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon was wondering if anybody wants to come over and practice the lift from Dirty Dancing because my cat is soooooo not having it right now. Needless to say she did not "have the time of her life" and she owes it all to me.
←Rate | 05-07-2013 19:34 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon this bar sucks so much I just played every Nickelback song I could find on the jukebox and walked out......take that as$ clowns!
←Rate | 05-07-2013 19:19 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before.
←Rate | 05-06-2013 19:22 by cicci Comments (0)  




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