hump day Funny Status Messages

   Happy Hump Day and Leap Day! A word of caution: try not to do both at once I dunno for sure but it may be dangerous. You could try humping then leaping or leaping then humping? Either way just be safe.

   today is hump day & leap day...this will be tricky

   Since it's a Leap Day and also a Hump Day.....I wish Obama would take a flying Leap up a camels ass so far he hit's the Hump!

   Leap day AND hump day.. {insert clever remark here}

   my cat jus tryed to hump my dog, I guess its like hes wearing catnip goggles

   Leap year on a hump day? Oh, the innuendo possibilities are endless...

   Everyone was touching and kissing the trophy. I was just waiting for someone to hump the damn thing.

   Happy Hump Day This Sincerely, Those of us who work Saturdays

   You gotta hump a few clunkers before you can fondle a ferrari.

   ....... ATTENTION ..... Today is the LAST hump day in 2011 ....... there will never ever .... for all eternity ..... be another hump day in 2011 ....... so get out there and get as much humping in today as possible ............. that is all .... you may n

   Ladies, you're running out of time to hump your way to some excellent Christmas presents from that guy you're sort of seeing right now.

   Spike the football, hang on the goal post, hump the wind, do the funky chicken, get in ur opponents face & gloat but for God's sake don't pray on a football field, that;s inappropriate. I say do ur thang Tebow. Maybe the Colts need to do a little Tebowing

   Christmas comes quicker than a teenager during his first dry hump.

   regretting his decision to celebrate hump day by getting a camel tattooed on his big toe!

   "Hump Day" is a crock! I haven't been laid on a Wednesday since 2007!

   Didn't Get Humped Today...Calling Bullsh!t, On Hump Day.

   We need to stop calling Wednesday "Hump Day." Anyone with children knows that humping doesn't happen on school nights.

   Yesterday was hump day and I totally forgot to hump someone. If you let me hump you today I may give you some money. Don't worry, it's not prostitution unless I finish

   its hump day and I wanna be on top

   I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet. But only for about 30 seconds.