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   messageicon Why do women like men who are smart, goal oriented and have a sense of humor?? Because opposites attract!!
←Rate | 01-25-2012 14:03 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee....today is my birthday and I am 70!!
←Rate | 01-17-2012 14:42 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm wearing my pants today at half mast....are you??
←Rate | 01-16-2012 17:08 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the world doesn't end on Dec 21 2012....I have a feeling that there will be alot of babies born on Sept 20th 2013!!
←Rate | 01-11-2012 18:02 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like if the T Mobile commercial gets your attention because you thought you heard "Walking in an Orgy Wonderland"!! Gets me every time!!
←Rate | 12-25-2011 17:46 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you hold a woman up to your ear and wait til the screaming stops....you can faintly hear her tell you she wants money, house, cars and fine jewelry!!
←Rate | 12-14-2011 18:24 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish they had a NuvaRing that would fit in a woman's mouth!! Then we could take it out when we wanted to talk!!
←Rate | 12-04-2011 20:10 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon All you damn people inviting me to Castleville get on Battlefield 3 so I can knife you!!
←Rate | 12-03-2011 10:34 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon God looked at Adam when Eve fell into the ocean and asked: "How am I gonna get that smell out of those fish??"
←Rate | 12-02-2011 20:01 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Leave It To Beaver" is what I am calling it...it's a club for distraught men that have a hard time dealing with women!!
←Rate | 12-02-2011 12:52 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Black Friday is over, wonder if Mexican Saturday means things are free??
←Rate | 11-26-2011 09:05 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday is all the companies telling you they could sell their products at these prices everyday of the year....kinda reminding of us of how stupid we are and how greedy they are!!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 13:32 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Conrad Murray convicted of killing a pedophile and we cheer at the verdict?? I bet Dexter Morgan is pleased even tho he didn't get to make a trip to Neverland Ranch!!
←Rate | 11-07-2011 20:41 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonder if all the fake Facebooker's will be real on Halloween and tell us how their life is really going??
←Rate | 10-27-2011 22:04 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK...if you're a fish, do you have to wait 30 mins to swim after you eat??
←Rate | 10-24-2011 15:44 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone ends their posts with "just sayin" I would love to smack the sh!t out of them and poke their eyeballs out with an ice pick....other than that I am having a great day!!
←Rate | 10-20-2011 17:18 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher!!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 18:41 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first time I saw my ex in a thong I had to pay a cover charge....to see that same thong on her today, I would have to pay a surgeon!!
←Rate | 10-01-2011 10:06 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon After seeing Nancy Grace's nipple slip on Dancing With The Stars....I must say I will never eat bologna again!! Thanks alot Nancy!!
←Rate | 09-28-2011 14:46 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon An average person thinks he isn't!!
←Rate | 09-26-2011 09:57 by urboyblue Comments (0)  



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