luka Funny Status Messages

   Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?

   What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?

   Some TV commercials tell us to not try it at home. Where are we suppose to try it? At school?

   Sure Rome wasn't built in a day but it burnt in a day didn't it?

   Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

   Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks are not?

   Harlem Shake....Off a cliff

   Which marketing genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for 'three teeth' would be a good name for a sugarless gum?

   How come they always announce the reporters as reporting live from the scene? Has any of them reported dead from the scene before?

   Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

   If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas

   Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light

   How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

   If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

   I don't always make sense but when I do idont

   I don't always finish my sentences but when ido...

   It's important to have a woman who cooks.2. It's important to have a woman who makes you laugh.3. It's important to have a woman trust you.4. It's important to have a woman that's good in bed.5. Its very important that these 4 women don't know each ot

   If a guy named David has his ID stolen, do we have to call him Dav?

   Why is it that car commercials know which old songs were good but oldies radio stations don't?

   If Jim Rockford was such a good detective, how come he could never figure out that he wasn't going to get paid?