anonymous Funny Status Messages

   printing off a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills

   the reason you get up in the morning <3

   me? addicted to facebook? naah... (why isnt anybody commenting on this status!!! I'm waiting for the red number to pop up)...

   hosting a naked twister sausage party. $5.00 @ the door. Food stamps accepted as usual!

   just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy

   Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!

   life sucks (mood:optimistic)

   not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!

   the way it used to be.

   not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!

   wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??

   thinks the future isn't quite what it used to be

   lets party like its 2012....oh wait...

   thought I saw a puddy cat!

   has a confirmed case of Swine Flu....it was spotted when his tail began to curl.!!

   playing musical electric chairs

   100 percent natural

   going over his plans for world domination and all those who have crossed him in the past will be unmercifully slaughtered....have a great day!!

   your father smells of elder berries

   celebating....aaaaaah! crap I forgot an R! I am celebrating