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   messageicon In Mother Russia, we don't shoot for the stars, the stars shoot for us
←Rate | 02-16-2013 19:28 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Peeing after holding it in for over an hour is one of the best feelings that isn't taxed or illegal..
←Rate | 02-13-2013 12:29 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wayne Brady honoring black history month is like Nickelback inducting Zeppelin into the Rock n Roll hall of fame
←Rate | 02-08-2013 21:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone wrote "REtARd" on my window this morning. . . took me 3 effin hours to lick it clean :-/
←Rate | 01-10-2013 07:18 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anybody know today's date?
←Rate | 12-12-2012 22:27 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else notice that "The Los Angeles Angels" directly translates to "The The Angels Angels"?
←Rate | 07-11-2012 14:26 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon My first thoughts after hearing that Richard Dawson died were ... again?
←Rate | 06-04-2012 07:46 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna feel old? This years high school graduating class was born in 1995.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 13:56 by Yaj Comments (2)  


   messageicon When looking up Gary Oldman on Google make sure you don't leave out the 'R'..
←Rate | 04-11-2012 13:20 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heros don't wear capes, they wear dog tags.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 23:09 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The term CRACKER offendes me" - nobody.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 15:08 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are judging you right now. you dont need everyone 2 like u. Its your people that matter. Those who dont give an F change the world. The rest do not. Do things that you consider embarrassing. Accept awkwardness. Refuse boundaries. Live.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 15:06 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not hungover, I'm just tired from a long night of drinking
←Rate | 02-03-2012 09:21 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know you're getting old when the morning after pill is a percocet
←Rate | 01-29-2012 22:59 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently punching an alien looking thing in the face and saying "Welcome to Earth" isn't acceptable on a newborn baby
←Rate | 01-03-2012 10:21 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see all these women outside in short skirts. If they don't catch frostbite, they'll definitely catch an STD
←Rate | 12-08-2011 16:37 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon you should Y0u.Tube "warriors of goja", sit back, and enjoy.
←Rate | 11-28-2011 16:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon While looking at porn, "Low Battery" appears . . .Challenge Accepted
←Rate | 10-31-2011 15:26 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Satan punishes the evildoers, wouldn't that make him a good guy?
←Rate | 10-31-2011 15:13 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Combined "no problem" and "your welcome" to an upset customer ... its not good saying "your problem" at the end of a phone call .. whoops
←Rate | 08-18-2011 07:40 by Yaj Comments (0)  




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