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   messageicon I'm making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I'm accurate, what's the name of Justin Bieber's first album?
←Rate | 07-29-2012 08:13 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just to remind you: about 152 Days left to Christmas and 148 until the end of world happens again! Enjoy it!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 06:53 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Normal people are the crazy psychos who hide it very well!
←Rate | 07-19-2012 07:03 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A video of humans having sex is pornography. A video of animals having sex is a documentary!!!
←Rate | 05-23-2012 06:46 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon GF: My gynocolagist says I can't have sex for two weeks. BF: What did your dentist say?
←Rate | 05-21-2012 18:21 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Google: Please stop being like my crazy ex-gf. Kindly let me complete my sentence before you start to give me suggestions
←Rate | 05-17-2012 06:54 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption"
←Rate | 05-08-2012 18:25 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon All we need to keep us happy - is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done!!!
←Rate | 04-23-2012 22:10 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Employee: I got to have salary increase. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:12 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mike: My son is very well behaved. Walter: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years??? Mike: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail…
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:10 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:07 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best friends in life are those who stand behind you during bad times… To know who our best friends are, just look at your marriage photo album…
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:05 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sacred cows make the best hamburgers!
←Rate | 04-18-2012 18:33 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog
←Rate | 04-18-2012 18:32 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:09 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really think the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:08 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:08 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:07 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honey, I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder...
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:06 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  



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