Samir Momin Funny Status Messages

   Put a diaper on that mouth cuz you talk a lot of crap...

   BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN IS A MAN.......CHECKING OUT HER A$$....

   I text u, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with u, ur hands r glued to ur phone....

   DONT YOU HATE THAT KID WHO REMINDS THE TEACHER ABOUT TESTS OR QUIZES....

   I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumba$$!

   I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass

   Gas for trip to Walmart: $4.75 Miley Cyrus movie: $19.95 Box of tissue: $2.95 Hand Lotion: $3.78 The look of disgust on the cashiers face:

   If I had a kid at 16 I'd get my A$$ whooped, not a TV show.

   I Dont Care If You're A Gangster, Pull Up Your Pants Please!

   your really ugly, please stop trying to take seductive pictures of yourself...

   THE MOST CONFUSING DAY IN THE GHETTO IS FATHER'S DAY....

   Period pains? Try having a b0ner in jeans....

   I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it...

   DUDE! The vending machine gave me TWO!"

   Sometimes I Feel No Matter What.... The Girlfriend Is Always Right Products

   Enough With The Poking, Lets Just Have Sex

   Because of The Hangover, the way I say "retard" has forever been changed...

   WHY DO OLD PEOPLE DRIVE LIKE THEY GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, BUT YOUNG PEOPLE DRIVE LIKE THEIR DAYS ARE LIMITED....?

   Im a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you....

   Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama...