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   messageicon You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants
←Rate | 03-18-2011 01:10 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If chains and whips excite rihanna then why did she break up with Chris Brown ?
←Rate | 03-18-2011 01:04 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't believe I forgot my wife was on her period. Boy is my face red.
←Rate | 03-18-2011 01:00 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm the type of boy who can set the kitchen on fire by just getting a bowl of cereal.
←Rate | 03-12-2011 21:45 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We do it on the bed,on the kitchen counter,on the floor and in the backseat of a car.Gosh...we text EVERYWHERE!
←Rate | 03-12-2011 14:17 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't slap you...I just high-fived your face :)
←Rate | 03-12-2011 12:14 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like if you always wonder why people in cartoons never change their clothes.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 07:28 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I think that my parents had me just so I could clean the house for them.
←Rate | 03-10-2011 12:07 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women have to deal with periods and pregnancy. Men have to deal with Women. It's all about balance.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 04:39 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked my wife why her facebook password was SneezySleepyDopeyDocHappyBashfulGrumpy she said it needed to be seven characters
←Rate | 03-08-2011 04:37 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife would buy anything. Just this afternoon I came home to find a naked man in her closet.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 04:33 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon like If you ever Scream at Dora because whatever she's looking for, is right behind her...!!!!
←Rate | 03-07-2011 00:46 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Chemistry teacher asked me if I know the symbol compound of sodium hydrogen. I said NaH.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 23:43 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon evEr nitoced how hwrd it is to tpye wiht yuor left hnd whsilt you are wnaking?
←Rate | 03-06-2011 23:40 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've just bought a Dalmatian puppy. And I've found out if you join all the dots together with a marker pen... ...it doesn't wash off.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 23:38 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 23:34 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a girl walks into a typical club, she mentally prepares to be hit on by everything with a penis.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 22:53 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bruno mars is catching grenades and Taio Cruz is using dynamite, well it's obvious they've been playing COD..#blackops
←Rate | 03-05-2011 16:30 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like if you dont think ..3x-7y+(1/2)b.. really gonna help you in life?
←Rate | 03-05-2011 16:06 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spongebob, it's been over 11 years. You're not getting your drivers license.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 02:13 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  




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