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   messageicon Any girl is a stripper if you wait outside her window long enough
←Rate | 03-18-2015 00:59 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the hands of time have been molesting me.
←Rate | 03-12-2015 00:34 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I get road rage standing in lines.
←Rate | 03-06-2015 00:47 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't wanna make this weird but that's just kinda how I do things.
←Rate | 03-03-2015 12:23 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Free middle fingers for everyone!!!
←Rate | 02-27-2015 00:16 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon A cop pulled me over this morning but let me go. Maybe these man boobs aren't all bad after all!
←Rate | 02-10-2015 15:48 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can always tell a lot from that first kiss, especially when they say things like "please stop" and "who are you?"
←Rate | 02-02-2015 12:01 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon [Jesus at Last Supper] *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna stop you right there
←Rate | 01-31-2015 09:48 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much for the angry lawn gnome? Hey, that's my toddler.
←Rate | 01-30-2015 06:32 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar because you're so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and hold on, are those nuts?
←Rate | 01-30-2015 06:16 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop.
←Rate | 01-25-2015 06:24 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: *kisses her on both cheeks goodbye* Cashier: That's really not necessary
←Rate | 12-19-2014 04:42 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon [breaks apart couple holding hands] You're free now
←Rate | 12-19-2014 04:15 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I stalked you any harder you'd be a missing person by now.
←Rate | 12-17-2014 11:31 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can.
←Rate | 12-13-2014 14:23 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon A girl punched me today. Does that still mean she likes me? And if so, why the mace?
←Rate | 12-13-2014 13:17 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got tasered at speed dating again.
←Rate | 12-11-2014 00:42 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I orgasm I think it makes others on the bus a little nervous.
←Rate | 12-02-2014 01:30 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nice try, but you're not getting rid of me that easily.
←Rate | 11-24-2014 08:39 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll stop being creepy when you stop sending me telepathic messages that you secretly want me.
←Rate | 11-20-2014 11:36 by Psycho Comments (0)  



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