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   messageicon never sleeps next to anything that he wouldn't want to wake up next to.
←Rate | 02-18-2013 16:55 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love make up sex. Especially with Katy Perry. I make up sex with her all the time.
←Rate | 02-17-2013 17:42 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
←Rate | 02-12-2013 17:19 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon it is so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
←Rate | 02-12-2013 16:05 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon fights so dirty, he has never had makeup sex. It usually violates the restraining order.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 16:21 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon goes to strip clubs for the wings, used to read playboy for the articles and checks out your pictures because you have great taste in clothes.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 15:04 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon had an affair with a teacher once. Made sweet music in the band room, poetry during English class and you don't even want to know what we did in the multipurpose room.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 13:57 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't think of anytime to put as a status right now. If you could write my status for me, what would you put?
←Rate | 02-06-2013 18:51 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
←Rate | 02-05-2013 17:30 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon not single; is just waiting for his girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.
←Rate | 02-04-2013 15:12 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon nature runs a restaurant called Karma. It's a place where there is no need to place any order. You are automatically served what you deserve.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 15:31 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon hasn't done laundry in 5 months and isn't wearing any underwear right now, just a big sock. and I do mean a BIG sock.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 12:58 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon a girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home
←Rate | 02-02-2013 13:55 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon does things the Chicago way - He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue!
←Rate | 02-01-2013 14:09 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon once you learn how to be happy, you won't tolerate being around people who make you feel anything less.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 16:06 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon a relationship between two person should be like the relationship between the hand and the eye. If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries, and if the eye cries, the hand wipes its tear.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 15:04 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon if someone tells you it is the inside that counts, that usually means the person they are talking about should stay inside their house.
←Rate | 01-30-2013 19:02 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon has an easy solution for anyone who hasn't been laid in a long time - conjugal visits.
←Rate | 01-29-2013 16:21 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon jealousy is an ugly color on you... and while I am at it, so are tangerine, teal and turquoise.
←Rate | 01-27-2013 20:40 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful and too determined to be defeated.
←Rate | 01-26-2013 12:20 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  




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