Missy Funny Status Messages

   Patience is not a virtue! Its a gift. I'm not gifted!

   You had better look like your profile picture or your buying me drinks till you do!

   Just because I missed you, doesn't mean I wished you were there!

   Sweet as heaven, hot as hell, born to tease, taught to please!

   Wine is constant proof that God loves us & loves to see us happy:)

   Todays forcast is sarcastic with a 60% chance of STFU!! Now to Bob with sports....

   This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FriSatSun.

   When finding someone to date, drinking compatibility is more important than you think

   If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway