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   messageicon Did anyone else leave the new Dark Knight movie looking forward more to the next Anne Hathaway movie than another sub par attempt at the Dark Knight
←Rate | 07-26-2012 20:07 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Warning – Dates in calendars are much closer than they appear.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 16:38 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The main difference between fiction and reality, is that fiction has to make sense.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 16:38 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one who thinks McDonald's should only get their beef from Macau?
←Rate | 07-13-2012 16:36 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wit is far more often a shield than a lance
←Rate | 07-13-2012 16:35 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel...
←Rate | 07-04-2012 11:12 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Magic Mike has the makings to be this generations Show Girls...just sayin
←Rate | 06-30-2012 13:37 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon in just 9 months we will be witness to a population boom known as Shades of Grey Babies
←Rate | 06-13-2012 23:04 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's time to go to bed when there is no more beer!!! I think Ben Franklin said this
←Rate | 06-07-2012 22:42 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife says I look tough with my headphones on...she doesnt need to know I am listening to Annie
←Rate | 05-09-2012 19:42 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks like God was look look lookin at his Gucci and decided it was about that time
←Rate | 05-04-2012 15:48 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP MCA...my generation will be forever in debt for the way you fought for our right to party...
←Rate | 05-04-2012 15:46 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to thank all the micro-brewerys out there for making my alcoholism appear to be no more than a fun hobby
←Rate | 05-02-2012 22:15 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bubba Watson looks like Latka from the TV show Taxi
←Rate | 04-08-2012 19:24 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon A synonym is a word you use when you can't remember how to spell the other word.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 20:36 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the problem with reality is the lack of background music.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 20:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon feeling a little under the weather...I wonder if there is anything on TV tomorrow if I have to miss work
←Rate | 03-14-2012 17:19 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching Linda Barrett exit the pool for the 1363rd time...Doesn't anybody knock anymore!!!
←Rate | 03-10-2012 14:17 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy birthday to all those born today in 1928...celebrating their 21st birthday
←Rate | 02-29-2012 20:30 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon my ex was so fat she used to but her belt on with a boomerrang
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:42 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  




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