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   messageicon If you don't believe in oral sex....then keep your mouth shut!
←Rate | 01-13-2015 07:55 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know I got to thinkin about it and I have gotten outta bed 365 days a year for 26 years...... that is 9,490 sit-ups and not ONE ab to show for it....
←Rate | 01-05-2015 19:02 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I still remember 2014 like it was yesterday!
←Rate | 01-01-2015 20:59 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fergison Mo. BLACK FRIDAY GHETTO STYLE!!!!
←Rate | 11-25-2014 08:11 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm rarely wrong, I mean mistaken.
←Rate | 11-19-2014 22:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was washing my gum and my wife almost put cloths in with my gum !!!!!!! she almost ruined a whole pack !!!!! .........Gonna let it slide cause I love her
←Rate | 11-19-2014 08:05 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh and for all those polar bears are losing their homes because the earth is heating up people ..Tell the polar bears to bring their furry asses to Indiana they will feel right at home
←Rate | 11-19-2014 08:02 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
←Rate | 11-16-2014 17:12 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
←Rate | 11-14-2014 11:48 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woke up naked and looking so sexy my shower got turned on.
←Rate | 11-13-2014 08:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've never known you to sweat the petty stuff. Although I have known you to pet sweaty stuff.
←Rate | 11-08-2014 08:21 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I found out what commitment really is. Its not marriage, its finding a new cell phone plain to sign with...
←Rate | 11-01-2014 14:40 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't have phone sex...or you might get hearing aids
←Rate | 10-23-2014 22:29 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns and says to the other "Dam"
←Rate | 09-22-2014 07:03 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think your job stinks, think about the kid that cleans the bathroom at Taco Bell
←Rate | 08-31-2014 21:41 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
←Rate | 08-31-2014 20:22 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's called Labor Day,why don't we work on labor day and have the rest of the year off?
←Rate | 08-31-2014 18:38 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today local police found an unidentified man's body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a tiny little Wiener. I was just checking to make sure that you are okay.
←Rate | 08-03-2014 08:35 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks arms for being by my side. Thanks legs for all the support. Thanks middle fingers for sticking up for me!
←Rate | 07-27-2014 20:00 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket
←Rate | 07-27-2014 15:41 by MWC Comments (0)  



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