L Funny Status Messages

   Valentines Day, Aint nobody got time for that!

   "Either Pray Or Worry, Don't Do Both"

   You can't threaten me with Work when I came to Work.

   thats weird?! all my mom wanted was cool whip for mothers day.

   mama gettin a lil out of control with this mothers day thing , she want me to rub her feet.

   I asked my mom what she wants for Mothersday smh she never changes she said "for you to eat your vegetables"

   My mother taught me RELIGION. “You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

   If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number than that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me

   Adam Sandler looks like Don Flamingo from Mike Tysons Punchout.

   Froget Punxsutawney, I'm predicting March 21st.

   Wait, I'm still looking for a duck to give ('-' ) (._. ) ( ._. ) ( '-' ) ( ._.) ( '-') ... Damn, looks like I can't find it ¯\(ツ)/¯

   Nobody is calling you man...TAKE THE FN BLUETOOTH OUT OF UR EAR

   I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone

   Im not a Giants fan but I pay NY taxes so I can root for them whenever I want.

   preparing for sunshine but expecting rain.

   perfume and frustration...smells like you got stood up.

   its been so windy lately, I think mother nature ate some bad Taco Bell.

   Too many hood guys not enough good guys..

   I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"

   party at camp crystal lake tonight all "people I may know" are invited.