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   messageicon I-knew-you-were trouble when you logged in. So shame on me now-Inviting me to games I-would-never-playyy...Til you pissed me off-Ohh!! , Ohh!! Trouble, Trouble. I knew you were Blocked when you logged in.
←Rate | 05-07-2013 08:47 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congratulations Michael Jordan on your new marriage.....Now she owns you.
←Rate | 04-30-2013 06:47 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man that Game of Thrones is a much better fictional novel series than the Bible ever is.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 18:09 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe....just maybe if we wait a little longer, a fú¢k fell in my hand, I can give it to you.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 00:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I opened up Microsoft Word, sneezed all over my keyboard, I accidently made a Honey Boo Boo reality show script.
←Rate | 03-20-2013 05:05 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Telling an atheist to respect your religion is like telling a black person to respect the KKK.
←Rate | 03-20-2013 04:50 by Danmanz Comments (2)  


   messageicon I heard Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian never really got into high school. Which is not surprising as to why a lot of dudes got into them.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 23:19 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are blue. A bag of weed is cheaper than a dinner for two.
←Rate | 02-13-2013 23:17 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon "This is America. We don't stop doing something 'cause it's wrong. We just keep doing it til it's right." - Ed Wuncler (The Boondocks)
←Rate | 02-12-2013 06:20 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the KKK members who have a birthday in Black History month and a birthday on the same day as MLK.
←Rate | 02-12-2013 05:50 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bit¢h breathing out of her nose like she owns the oxygen here."
←Rate | 02-11-2013 07:06 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chocolate contains 'phenylethylamine'. That's the same natural chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. And you wonder why women like chocolate.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 01:27 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women who say that men only want to have is sex are the women who have nothing else to offer than that.
←Rate | 02-09-2013 03:46 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The closer you are to the toilet, the harder it is to hold it in.
←Rate | 02-07-2013 09:48 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon It turns out if a person looks into your eyes for more than 6 seconds without blinking, he/she wants to either kill you or have sex with you.
←Rate | 02-07-2013 09:40 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Ladies: Smiles are more attractive than duckfaces. Keep that in mind when you're editing your dating profile.
←Rate | 02-05-2013 09:57 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arguing with a person who has rejected the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 21:29 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Silence doesn't always mean 'Yes'. Sometimes it means "I'm tired of explaining to people who don't even care to understand."
←Rate | 01-31-2013 15:09 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cut off fake people for real reasons, NOT real people for fake reasons.
←Rate | 01-28-2013 15:32 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got somethingn and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want.
←Rate | 01-28-2013 01:44 by Danmanz Comments (0)  




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