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   messageicon ust heard that half the French football team wants to throw up their hands in defeat and give up on World Cup while the other half of the team wants to join the Germans.
←Rate | 06-22-2010 09:48 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why they play football while there is a Vuvuzela concert?This is Rude
←Rate | 06-24-2010 11:38 by Soni Comments (1)  


   messageicon You see in America, Soccer is usually a game for kids who are too small or too untalented to play baseball or football. I mean, hell, even HogWild played Little League baseball so that should tell something about the talent pool of kids left over to play
←Rate | 06-26-2010 17:17 Comments (6)  


   messageicon Sorry U.S. Football/Futball/Soccer team. You just weren't "Ghana" win.
←Rate | 06-26-2010 17:21 by Tracy Comments (2)  


   messageicon no wonder the yanks have their own so called "american football" coz they don't know how to play the real football..
←Rate | 06-26-2010 19:31 by pz Comments (0)  


   messageicon my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
←Rate | 07-02-2010 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - For sale:- One pair of world cup football boots, mint condition, no scuffs, Contact Wayne Rooney for more info.
←Rate | 07-04-2010 14:03 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paul the octupus will be a hero if Spain wins the football worldcup!!!
←Rate | 07-09-2010 19:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Netherlands known for "total footbal" more like "brutal football"!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 18:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering, Just how do I get in contact with Paul the octopus during football season?
←Rate | 07-11-2010 21:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brett Favre retired today from the Minnesota Vikings of the National Football League... In other news, the Sun rose in the east this morning...
←Rate | 08-03-2010 13:27 by cassie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet the person who started booty slappin in football was gay
←Rate | 08-12-2010 23:58 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Pre-season football reminds me of some of my ex's. It's over too soon and it's always boring
←Rate | 08-14-2010 21:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brett Favre came out of his hole and didn't see his shadow. That means only 5 more weeks until football starts.
←Rate | 08-18-2010 07:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
←Rate | 08-24-2010 16:02 Comments (5)  


   messageicon It may be Pre-Season Football, but I'm drinking like this game really counts.
←Rate | 08-25-2010 12:45 by MBH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every top 10 list I've ever seen has at least two entries that are clearly better than number 1... especially when it comes to the preseason College Football poles.
←Rate | 08-31-2010 12:38 by MBH Comments (6)  


   messageicon since football season is officially here, I will celebrate by tackling the sh*t out of stupid people that piss me off!
←Rate | 09-02-2010 16:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want a job in construction. I want to apply to be that guy who is never doing anything when you drive by slowly because they are merging lanes. this guy can usually be seen holding a cigarette and wearing his football teams logo on his hard hat
←Rate | 09-03-2010 18:30 by Bruno Comments (0)  


   messageicon Labor Day marks the beginning of the NFL and college football seasons. Nascar holds the Southern 500. Labor Day marks the last days of Summer. In 2010, the Holiday was cancelled because too many people couldn't remember what it meant to have a job :)
←Rate | 09-04-2010 10:42 by Bill frank Comments (0)  



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