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   messageicon If Bruce Jenner can win woman of the year, I see no reason why Sarah Jessica Parker can't win the Kentucky Derby.
←Rate | 11-12-2015 01:35 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think this midget prostitute is really selling herself short.
←Rate | 11-13-2015 00:08 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon The number of special requests in your order is directly proportionate to how many times the cook drags his balls across your plate. Enjoy!
←Rate | 11-13-2015 00:10 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon a wheelchair is just grocery cart to a cannibal
←Rate | 11-16-2015 12:15 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think we should hear other voices.
←Rate | 01-10-2016 10:42 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon In hell, you're served sugar free jam on burnt gluten free toast with decaf coffee.
←Rate | 01-10-2016 12:34 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon TERRORISM - This is what happens when you indoctrinate people with fairy tales that have no basis in reality.
←Rate | 06-12-2016 10:54 by Psycho Comments (2)  

   messageicon I heard Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it.
←Rate | 06-16-2016 08:12 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon On a deteriorative scale, my liver is somewhere between Ozzy Osbourne and Charlie Sheen.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 01:16 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink.
←Rate | 07-25-2016 06:51 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon No offense but I wanna set you on fire.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 03:30 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think I'll feel much better once I beat someone to death.
←Rate | 08-22-2016 04:59 by Psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't make you love me, but I can hold your head underwater until you stop breathing.
←Rate | 05-13-2017 11:57 by psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when I'm watching porn and my mom walks in. what is my mom doing in this p0rn?
←Rate | 06-01-2017 02:52 by psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Your small talk is beginning to make my eye twitch.
←Rate | 06-05-2017 02:53 by psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon I believe it is important to be an organ donor, which is why I am willing to donate my second chin to anyone missing a chin.
←Rate | 08-06-2017 13:50 by psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm always the first one to say "I love you" in a gangbang.
←Rate | 08-11-2017 00:49 by psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did you know :Relationship Without Sex Helps you Focus on the Most Important things in a relationship like Cheating
←Rate | 08-20-2017 07:11 by psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Florida is going to be covered in stripper glitter and cocaine pretty soon.
←Rate | 09-08-2017 00:11 by psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder how long it took for the Playmates to realize that Hugh's Viagra had worn off and rigor mortis had set in...
←Rate | 09-28-2017 15:12 by psycho Comments (0)  

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